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Red candle, maybe. They don't have electric light and indoor toilets in Wales.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Ah, you were in that part of Wales (i.e. not Cardiff, Newport or Swansea)!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
