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    I went to The Bundaberg Rum Distillery[^] Behind a very large electric fence was the "Bond-store" where AUD1.2 Billion (yes Billion) dollars worth of rum is "maturing". They export 4%: 3% to New Zealand and 1% to the rest of the world. No wonder the Norwegians on the tour didn't really know what the fuss was about, and it explains why I don't understand a lot of Aussies! The tasting at the end is worth the entry fee in itself.:beer:

    I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      I went to The Bundaberg Rum Distillery[^] Behind a very large electric fence was the "Bond-store" where AUD1.2 Billion (yes Billion) dollars worth of rum is "maturing". They export 4%: 3% to New Zealand and 1% to the rest of the world. No wonder the Norwegians on the tour didn't really know what the fuss was about, and it explains why I don't understand a lot of Aussies! The tasting at the end is worth the entry fee in itself.:beer:

      I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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      Andy_L_J wrote:

      Behind a very large electric fence [...]

      Interestingly it used to be just a plain old wooden fence. Then @Michael-Martin found out about it and they had to up the security a tad.

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        I went to The Bundaberg Rum Distillery[^] Behind a very large electric fence was the "Bond-store" where AUD1.2 Billion (yes Billion) dollars worth of rum is "maturing". They export 4%: 3% to New Zealand and 1% to the rest of the world. No wonder the Norwegians on the tour didn't really know what the fuss was about, and it explains why I don't understand a lot of Aussies! The tasting at the end is worth the entry fee in itself.:beer:

        I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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        Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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        How you got out?!

        Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

        "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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          How you got out?!

          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

          How you got out?!

          You get a ticket that tells you how many rum's you have to drink - drink that many and you get out!

          I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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            Andy_L_J wrote:

            Behind a very large electric fence [...]

            Interestingly it used to be just a plain old wooden fence. Then @Michael-Martin found out about it and they had to up the security a tad.

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            There is special "G20" style security for MM types.

            I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

              How you got out?!

              You get a ticket that tells you how many rum's you have to drink - drink that many and you get out!

              I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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              Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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              Andy_L_J wrote:

              how many rum's you have to drink

              Too few I imagine! Otherwise you won't able to get out yourself :-D ...

              Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

              "It never ceases to amaze me that a spacecraft launched in 1977 can be fixed remotely from Earth." ― Brian Cox

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                There is special "G20" style security for MM types.

                I don't speak Idiot - please talk slowly and clearly "I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk!" Driven to the arms of Heineken by the wife

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                Won't stand a chance against the Martin-O-Pult[^]!

                ORDER BY what user wants

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