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    The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

    Will Rogers never met me.

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      The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

      Will Rogers never met me.

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      But he forgot the part where at night in the dark shadows he wants to be the Hero Gotham needs and not the one Gotham wants. Sarah can be his accomplish at night and in his bed I guess :rolleyes:

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        But he forgot the part where at night in the dark shadows he wants to be the Hero Gotham needs and not the one Gotham wants. Sarah can be his accomplish at night and in his bed I guess :rolleyes:

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        Roger Wright
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        I'm guessing that you meant to say "Accomplice" which has an entirely different and unrelated meaning.

        Will Rogers never met me.

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          I'm guessing that you meant to say "Accomplice" which has an entirely different and unrelated meaning.

          Will Rogers never met me.

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          :-O Well, thinking about it, it should rather be partner, as Accomplice is only related to crime :doh:

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            The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

            Will Rogers never met me.

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Oh, Little Johnny has had a namechange. ^

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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              The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              Roger Wright wrote:

              Little Kevin

              Er, that was Big Leslie.

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                The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

                Will Rogers never met me.

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                Nguyen H H Dang
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                didn't care about your warning, and now i'm cleaning my monitor :((

                In code we trust !

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                  The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . . "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Kevin's hooker!"

                  Will Rogers never met me.

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                  Hi Roger, this could be great dialogue for a young Spicoli in the upcoming movie sequel "Fast Times at Ridgemont Pre-School" ! [^]. That movie marked the debut of two of the worst contemporary American actors, Sean Penn, and Nicolas Cage, and one of the best, Forest Whitaker.

                  «If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'»  What does that tell you about sanity in these times?

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                    :-O Well, thinking about it, it should rather be partner, as Accomplice is only related to crime :doh:

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                    Roger Wright
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                    It still fits, since it's a crime that she's with Kevin instead of me. :-D

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                      Oh, Little Johnny has had a namechange. ^

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

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                      Roger Wright
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                      No, Johnny had a smarter brother, Kevin, who didn't use such naughty words. ;P

                      Will Rogers never met me.

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                        Hi Roger, this could be great dialogue for a young Spicoli in the upcoming movie sequel "Fast Times at Ridgemont Pre-School" ! [^]. That movie marked the debut of two of the worst contemporary American actors, Sean Penn, and Nicolas Cage, and one of the best, Forest Whitaker.

                        «If you search in Google for 'no-one ever got fired for buying IBM:' the top-hit is the Wikipedia article on 'Fear, uncertainty and doubt'»  What does that tell you about sanity in these times?

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                        Roger Wright
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                        Who's Forest Whitaker?

                        Will Rogers never met me.

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