How to write unmaintable code
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
http://mindprod.com/unmain.html[^] :-D
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
Document How Not Why: Document only the details of what a program does, not what it is attempting to accomplish. That way, if there is a bug, the fixer will have no clue what the code should be doing. LOL... I've done that when I am in a hurry. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
Use OctalSmuggle octal literals into a list of decimal numbers like this: array = new int [] { 111, 120, 013, 121, }; Evil, evil, evil, evil... I like it :suss: - Nitron
"Those that say a task is impossible shouldn't interrupt the ones who are doing it." - Chinese Proverb
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
Rok wrote: How to write unmaintable code Simple, write it in Perl.
Through 86 years of perpetual motion, if he likes you he'll smile and he'll say, "Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way"
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Rok wrote: How to write unmaintable code Simple, write it in Perl.
Through 86 years of perpetual motion, if he likes you he'll smile and he'll say, "Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way"
Bitterman wrote: Simple, write it in Perl. Or even better in APL
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Rok wrote: How to write unmaintable code Simple, write it in Perl.
Through 86 years of perpetual motion, if he likes you he'll smile and he'll say, "Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way"
But it does keep you in a job. :-D Excellent. :moving of fingers in a Montgomery Burns fashion: Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
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If you havent allready seen this, take a look! http://mindprod.com/unmain.html I saw some natural talents, that have those principles in their blood... they even invented some new tehniques, like copy/paste bug replication
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But it does keep you in a job. :-D Excellent. :moving of fingers in a Montgomery Burns fashion: Quote from a clever bloke : "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
Giles wrote: :moving of fingers in a Montgomery Burns fashion: You mean, it keeps Smithers in a job? :rolleyes: -- we dance to the sound of sirens and we watch genocide to relax we dance to the sound of sirens we are the heroes of self-deception