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  • L Lost User

    Should have been clearer. I think she is Aussie (granted she could be a Kiwi but's it's same difference) The Missus thinks she is Saffer.

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    Rage
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    Ah, but this changes everything : She is now definitely Saffer. Even if she is Aussie.

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    • J JimmyRopes

      GuyThiebaut wrote:

      I know it seems funny, but given the word is so offensive to so many people, could you please remove that false quote attributed to me - thanks

      Fixed, I took total responsibility for my depiction, albeit vulgar, of the human anatomy. Hope that helps. :-D What I find offensive is having to use code for words. F word, C word, E word, N word, etc. If people just said what they were thinking then there would be communication between people, not some coded message. X|

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      Rage
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      "Sunshine" is the word you are looking for.

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      • T Tim Carmichael

        Interesting... we refer to a dog in the house as a portable Hoover... especially at meal times!

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        H Brydon
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        "... a dog in the house" sounds like another euphemism to me. Okay, so what did you *really* mean? :-)

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        • L Lost User

          Karel Čapek wrote:

          Or from Luton

          You must have missed the part where she was cleaning her house.

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          Oh, very good: worthy of bonus points.

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            "... a dog in the house" sounds like another euphemism to me. Okay, so what did you *really* mean? :-)

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            Tim Carmichael
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            We have a 35 pound fur ball, Matilda, than cleans up any food that falls. With the speed the do it, they're called "Hoovers".

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            • J JimmyRopes

              GuyThiebaut wrote:

              The thing about British humour is that it depends much of the time about not actually saying the punchline but allowing others to work it out

              FTFY :-D

              GuyThiebaut wrote:

              the British joke then becomes the point that one never used the word however others did in their minds.

              FTFY :-D

              GuyThiebaut wrote:

              Did I really have to explain that?

              Is it! :-D

              GuyThiebaut wrote:

              However given that you have not changed the quote I am asking you again to please not use that word as a false quote - please change it.

              I took full responsibility for the quote, relieving you of any attribution. Did I really have to explain that? :doh:

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              That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour. After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour is funny.

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                That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour. After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour is funny.

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                Dan Neely
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                Mark_Wallace wrote:

                That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour.  After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour isn't funny.

                FTFY ;P

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  That's interesting, actually, because it brings up the point that there are big differences between British and American humour. After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humour is funny.

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                  JimmyRopes
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                  Mark_Wallace wrote:

                  After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humor isn't funny.

                  FTFY :-D

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                  • R Rage

                    "Sunshine" is the word you are looking for.

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    JimmyRopes
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                    Let's not bring French into the conversation. :-D

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                    • J JimmyRopes

                      Mark_Wallace wrote:

                      After extensive research by multiple teams of highly trained and experienced humorists, comedians, academics, and other experts, the main difference was found to be that British humor isn't funny.

                      FTFY :-D

                      Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      And they found American humour to be repetitive. Who'da thunkit?

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        And they found American humour to be repetitive. Who'da thunkit?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        JimmyRopes
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                        Mark_Wallace wrote:

                        And they found American British humour to be repetitive.

                        FTFY :-D

                        Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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