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    JimmyRopes
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    Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:

    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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      Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:

      Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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      den2k88
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      It sucks as a joke but I'd use it as a comparison with situations. I sometimes refer to poorly managed things as "lead by a deaf who brings the orders of the mute that tells what the blind saw". I'll get my coat too.

      Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X }

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        Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:

        Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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        HobbyProggy
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        A deaf and a blind are playing a concert... The blind to the deaf: "Are they dancing already?" The deaf to the blind: "Why? Are we playing already?" I#ll get my coat

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          A deaf and a blind are playing a concert... The blind to the deaf: "Are they dancing already?" The deaf to the blind: "Why? Are we playing already?" I#ll get my coat

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          Pirate Guy
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          How does the deaf hear what the blind says to him when he can't hear the music? ;P

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            How does the deaf hear what the blind says to him when he can't hear the music? ;P

            I ain't got no signature.

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            HobbyProggy
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            It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable, by the way the blind may talk in deaf-hand-wave-language (dunno the correct name). But it's like clowny jokes, i mean how can it be the clownfish is not funny at all? (Because he tries to be reasonable and explains everything)

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              It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable, by the way the blind may talk in deaf-hand-wave-language (dunno the correct name). But it's like clowny jokes, i mean how can it be the clownfish is not funny at all? (Because he tries to be reasonable and explains everything)

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              HobbyProggy wrote:

              It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable,

              I know, I was just pulling your leg. :-D

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                HobbyProggy wrote:

                It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable,

                I know, I was just pulling your leg. :-D

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                HobbyProggy
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                Ah that's why i felt like loosing my pants :laugh:

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                  Ah that's why i felt like loosing my pants :laugh:

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Look out behind you!

                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                    Look out behind you!

                    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                    Pirate Guy
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                    Ok, that's bad. But I admit I laughed. :laugh: :thumbsup:

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                      It sucks as a joke but I'd use it as a comparison with situations. I sometimes refer to poorly managed things as "lead by a deaf who brings the orders of the mute that tells what the blind saw". I'll get my coat too.

                      Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X }

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      den2k88 wrote:

                      It sucks

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