BJOTD
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Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
It sucks as a joke but I'd use it as a comparison with situations. I sometimes refer to poorly managed things as "lead by a deaf who brings the orders of the mute that tells what the blind saw". I'll get my coat too.
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Bad joke of the day A charity pantomime in aid of Paranoid Schizophrenics and Homosexuals descended into chaos yesterday when somebody shouted 'He's behind you!' I'll get my coat. :sigh:
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
A deaf and a blind are playing a concert... The blind to the deaf: "Are they dancing already?" The deaf to the blind: "Why? Are we playing already?" I#ll get my coat
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A deaf and a blind are playing a concert... The blind to the deaf: "Are they dancing already?" The deaf to the blind: "Why? Are we playing already?" I#ll get my coat
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}How does the deaf hear what the blind says to him when he can't hear the music? ;P
I ain't got no signature.
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How does the deaf hear what the blind says to him when he can't hear the music? ;P
I ain't got no signature.
It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable, by the way the blind may talk in deaf-hand-wave-language (dunno the correct name). But it's like clowny jokes, i mean how can it be the clownfish is not funny at all? (Because he tries to be reasonable and explains everything)
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It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable, by the way the blind may talk in deaf-hand-wave-language (dunno the correct name). But it's like clowny jokes, i mean how can it be the clownfish is not funny at all? (Because he tries to be reasonable and explains everything)
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}HobbyProggy wrote:
It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable,
I know, I was just pulling your leg. :-D
I ain't got no signature.
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HobbyProggy wrote:
It's a joke, so no need to be reasonable,
I know, I was just pulling your leg. :-D
I ain't got no signature.
Ah that's why i felt like loosing my pants :laugh:
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Ah that's why i felt like loosing my pants :laugh:
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}Look out behind you!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Look out behind you!
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
Ok, that's bad. But I admit I laughed. :laugh: :thumbsup:
I ain't got no signature.
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It sucks as a joke but I'd use it as a comparison with situations. I sometimes refer to poorly managed things as "lead by a deaf who brings the orders of the mute that tells what the blind saw". I'll get my coat too.
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X }
den2k88 wrote:
It sucks
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