Rewards for stopping?
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1. Buy yourself a set of tar damaged lungs that have been donated to medical science, store them in your fridge together with a packet of cigarettes, and look at them every hour. You'll feel much better for having stopped. 2. Give the money to me. You'll feel much better for having stopped. 3. Buy loads of fags and have a big party. You'll feel much better afterwards, but will probably pick up smoking. ;) Seriously, donate the money to your nearest Marie Curie or McMillian care group (whichever one it is that cares for the people who are dying). You may not feel much better for having stopped, but someone somewhere who couldn't will for a few hours.
David Wulff
"David Wulff can't live without me, so you shouldn't either" - Paul Watson
David Wulff wrote: 1. Buy yourself a set of tar damaged lungs that have been donated to medical science, store them in your fridge together with a packet of cigarettes, and look at them every hour. You'll feel much better for having stopped. :laugh: David Wulff wrote: Give the money to me. You'll feel much better for having stopped Very :suss: man.... you really think that would help? Not to sure now David...
Dylan
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David Wulff wrote: (well technically fanny is a polite version of tw-hat, which I think is itself global, and I made up both translations of rogering, so sue me) Fanny is twat in Australia and England but it means your arse in America. That is why they have fannypacks or as we say bumbags. Michael Martin Australia mjm68@tpg.com.au "I personally love it because I can get as down and dirty as I want on the backend, while also being able to dabble with fun scripting and presentation games on the front end." - Chris Maunder 15/07/2002
Michael Martin wrote: That is why they have fannypacks or as we say bumbags And that is why American's are greeted with such great amusement when they appolgise for just fanny farting in front of your mother. :)
David Wulff
"David Wulff can't live without me, so you shouldn't either" - Paul Watson