Call from Dad...

Lost User

Ring-Ring, "Hello?" "Hi, honey, this is daddy," ... "Is your mommy near the phone?" "No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy, right now!" "Uh, Okay, then...here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to mommy and Uncle Frank that daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, daddy." "And what happened?" he asks. "Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went flying out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh my God!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too." ***long pause*** Then daddy says, "Swimming pool??? Is this 328-9874?" Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

Roger Wright

ROTFLMAO!!! I could tell a true tale of a late night phone call from a woman I thought was my wife while I was in a hotel in Seattle and which had nearly as tragic an ending, but I won't bore you with it.;P It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003

David Chamberlain

Late in the middle of the night: RING ... RING ... RING ... Husband: (groggy) "Hello" * pause * Husband: "How should I know? That's over 300 miles away." * hangs up phone * Wife: "Who was that?" Husband: "Some guy wanted to know if the coast was clear." Dave "You can say that again." -- Dept. of Redundancy Dept.

Roger Wright

:laugh::laugh::laugh: It is ok for women not to like sports, so long as they nod in the right places and bring beers at the right times.
Paul Watson, on Sports - 2/10/2003