Rythm...

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On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.. When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified,Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells wouldstart to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" Steven J. Ackerman, Consultant ACS, Sarasota, FL http://www.acscontrol.com steve@acscontrol.com sja@gte.net

Megan Forbes

Steven J. Ackerman wrote: "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!" :laugh: Good one!

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Chris Losinger

uh heh heh you said Dong heh heh (i'm dying to get the Beavis and Butthead DVDs) -c

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Shog9 0

Perhaps then you can answer a question - i've only seen the ads & haven't researched this at all. In the ads, all the logos on their shirts are removed, except when partially obscured. Which makes me wonder if this is true also for the DVDs, or if it's just the ads themselves that required it. ---

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Chris Losinger

hmm. can't tell ya yet. -c

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Marc Clifton

Rhythm, not rythm. One of the hardest words to type on a QWERTY keyboard. :-D (funny joke too. Except the only ice cream trucks I've seen (and definitely heard) are the ones that play obnoxious music on the a PA system, not cute little bells). I guess they have to compete with all the 1000 watt stereos and 52" TV's with surround sound systems all the little kiddies have nowadays. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
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