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    Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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      Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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      42 slices of crispy bacon.

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        Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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        QA would be a suitable place for this.

        The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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          Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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          Richard Deeming
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          The Two Ronnies[^] did it better. ;P


          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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            The Two Ronnies[^] did it better. ;P


            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            They were very clever - Barker wrote a great deal of it. :thumbsup: This was also excellent: Fork handles [^]

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              Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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              I guess once was enough! :doh:

              Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
              Anonymous
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              The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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                I guess once was enough! :doh:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                Yeah, we DB2 guys were a real gas, back in the day.

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                  Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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                  Yes, I'm up for beta-testing humor! The leading edge of the "r" is kicking the part of the "o" which has some of it's figure now in the shadows while the "." of the question mark is slowly dragging behind but OBVIOUSLY continues in the frame on the other side ... I see a vicissitudinal reference in an otherwise unrecognized continuum.

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                    Q: DBMS? A: RDBMS2

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                    Q:RDBMS? A:NoSQL ;) Marc

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