Grand Farewell
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It was a somber but grand farewell for a beloved cardiologist, who had passed on. As a grand finale, the wall behind the casket, which was designed to look like a beautiful heart opened and the casket slowly disappeared into it. Just then a couple of men sitting in the back row could not control their giggling and nudging each other in the ribs. The master of ceremonies was visibly upset and walked up to them and asked as to what they thought they were doing. They replied, "We are a proctologist and a Gynocologist. We were wondering as to what would be the design of the door that we will be disappearing through one day!!"
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It was a somber but grand farewell for a beloved cardiologist, who had passed on. As a grand finale, the wall behind the casket, which was designed to look like a beautiful heart opened and the casket slowly disappeared into it. Just then a couple of men sitting in the back row could not control their giggling and nudging each other in the ribs. The master of ceremonies was visibly upset and walked up to them and asked as to what they thought they were doing. They replied, "We are a proctologist and a Gynocologist. We were wondering as to what would be the design of the door that we will be disappearing through one day!!"
In that respect - as well as in any other respect - I would definitely prefer being the gynecologist! :~
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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In that respect - as well as in any other respect - I would definitely prefer being the gynecologist! :~
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Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeIt might be all rainbows and unicorns for the first few weeks; but over the long haul there's no group that gets more bored at the sight of a sunshine. NOT a place I'd want to find myself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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It might be all rainbows and unicorns for the first few weeks; but over the long haul there's no group that gets more bored at the sight of a sunshine. NOT a place I'd want to find myself.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
Reminds me of this old joke:
- What's the similarity between a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist?
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- They both have a wet nose!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Reminds me of this old joke:
- What's the similarity between a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist?
- ???
- They both have a wet nose!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeIt's terrible and funny :D
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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It's terrible and funny :D
Geek code v 3.12 { GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
den2k88 wrote:
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
That's trivial: just code for a system that uses "B" [Branch] instead (e.g., S/360 et seq) or "TRA" [TRAnsfer] (IBM 704x/709x). Serious question: does any current-production assembler *not* use "JMP" (or some other mnemonic based on "jump")?