Making bacon

[Lost User]

OriginalGriff wrote:

that one flew straight over my head

Isn't that what the pig said? :laugh:

How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

[Agent__007]

OriginalGriff wrote:

(As that one flew straight over my head)

Did you try to "give it head"? :laugh:

You have just been Sharapova'd.

[OriginalGriff]

If you are insinuating that the British Prime Minister does what I think you are insinuating he he does, you should remember that he has access to seriously expensive lawyers. And an army. :laugh:

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[Kenneth Haugland]

Does this have anything to do with Ed Miliband's bacon sandwich?

[OriginalGriff]

Don't think so - the "eating a hot dog with a knife and fork to avoid looking like that" was back in April. Must be some new news We aren't aware of.

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[Kenneth Haugland]

I think the 'he had some funny facial expressions while eating, so he cant be PM' stuff was completely insane anyway. You would think its important what they intend to do in the country and not how he looks, after all Hannibal Lector's dinner parties look brilliant but....

[chriselst]

If I knew what the PM had been doing with pigs I'd pull a face like Miliband did when faced with bacon too.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[Kenneth Haugland]

Have you been watching Charlie Brooker's Black mirror now?

[Kenneth Haugland]

I find it mildly amusing that you are saying this to someone that calls himself Agent 007 :laugh:

[chriselst]

Saw it when it first came out, didnt realise it was a documentary though.

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

[OriginalGriff]

He's American, so that'd be FBI Agent 007 - "Licensed to Spill His Coffee" :laugh:

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Could this be Cameron's "Bae of Pigs"?

veni bibi saltavi

[Kenneth Haugland]

'sharpens his pencil in aggravation'

[Nagy Vilmos]

Apparently 'Call Me' Dave is holding a reception tonight... ... for the Danish PM!

veni bibi saltavi

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

This whole story leaves a very bad taste in my mouth....said the pig.

[Lost User]

Can you please explain for those of us that don't get it?

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Not in a KSS manner. Search twitter handle #baeofpigs

[Lost User]

:omg: Who squealed?

[Lost User]

It's interesting how the Press are covering this. Not much about it really and one headline says it doesn't matter if he did or didn't. If it had been Corbyn however...

[chriselst]

They've even run a story about Corbyn's great great grandfather. I don't think it does matter if Dave did these things when he was younger, I don't think it would really matter if he did them now. It is very, very funny though,

Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.