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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Trying to remove McAfee from a friends lappy after upgrading, resetting, and upgrading again to win 10. And it should be easy, according to McAfee site (hah! Heard that before!) Just go to "Add and Remove Programs" in "Settings" and take it out. So...Windows 10. "Windows button", "Settings" - don't see it, so I'll search, using the Settings search box... Search "add" - "No results for add" Search "Add" - "No results for Add" Search "uni" (as the beginning of "uninstall") - and the first result is "Add or remove programs"... :doh: So...it's a search that only finds things if you look for completely different text? That's a bit surreal, even for MS!

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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    Lost User
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    Ask John McAfee: Warning - NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg[^]

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      That's what I did - but it's the search results that are ... um ... a touch inconsistent... :laugh:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Kenneth Haugland
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      Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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        Ask John McAfee: Warning - NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg[^]

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        OriginalGriff
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        McAfee isn't SFW either! :laugh:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • K Kenneth Haugland

          Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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          OriginalGriff
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          Well to be fair, most Google searches are probably trying to find those pictures, so maybe they were just anticipating demand? :laugh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            McAfee isn't SFW either! :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            pkfox
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            CCC today ?

            We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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              CCC today ?

              We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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              HobbyProggy
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              It's not OG's turn mate

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                CCC today ?

                We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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                OriginalGriff
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                Is due to be set by super - he won yesterday[^]

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • K Kenneth Haugland

                  Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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                  Maybe Microsoft just thought it would help relieve some of the frustration from using bing? Like a sorry that you have to use our search engine, here are some nudes instead.

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Well to be fair, most Google searches are probably trying to find those pictures, so maybe they were just anticipating demand? :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Kenneth Haugland
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                    Yeah, statistically its probably the correct result for male searchers regardless of the search words. :laugh:

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      That's what I did - but it's the search results that are ... um ... a touch inconsistent... :laugh:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Lost User
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                      Yeah, I discovered that a long time ago, and rarely use it.

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                      • K Kenneth Haugland

                        Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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                        Lost User
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                        If you're a MFC programmer try a google search for CString and scroll down (NSFW).

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                        • L Lost User

                          If you're a MFC programmer try a google search for CString and scroll down (NSFW).

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          Dare I try CLstCtrl? :~

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • L Lost User

                            "Settings" is third from the bottom on the Desktop menu. Click on the logo at bottom left, you can't miss it. Unless your mate is running the Welsh Ffenestri version. ;)

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                            CPallini
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                            :laugh: :thumbsup:

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                            • K Kenneth Haugland

                              Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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                              Jorgen Andersson
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                              But is that a fail?

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                              • L Lost User

                                If you're a MFC programmer try a google search for CString and scroll down (NSFW).

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                                Simon_Whale
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                                luckly I have safe search turned on :) at work

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                                • K Kenneth Haugland

                                  Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                  Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls.

                                  So why are you complaining? :confused:

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                                  • K Kenneth Haugland

                                    Searching for items has never been Windows or Microsoft's strong site, just look at Bing. I remembered the first time I used that, and Search up MSDN, the first link was to a site with pictures of naked girls. :)

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                                    Ron Anders
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                                    There are naked girls!? Where? no.... don't show me

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                                      Ask John McAfee: Warning - NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKgf5PaBzyg[^]

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                                      glennPattonWork3
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                                      Boss showed us that, while shaking his head! :laugh:

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Trying to remove McAfee from a friends lappy after upgrading, resetting, and upgrading again to win 10. And it should be easy, according to McAfee site (hah! Heard that before!) Just go to "Add and Remove Programs" in "Settings" and take it out. So...Windows 10. "Windows button", "Settings" - don't see it, so I'll search, using the Settings search box... Search "add" - "No results for add" Search "Add" - "No results for Add" Search "uni" (as the beginning of "uninstall") - and the first result is "Add or remove programs"... :doh: So...it's a search that only finds things if you look for completely different text? That's a bit surreal, even for MS!

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Mike Hankey
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                                        Add is pretty close to asinine maybe that would have worked?

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Trying to remove McAfee from a friends lappy after upgrading, resetting, and upgrading again to win 10. And it should be easy, according to McAfee site (hah! Heard that before!) Just go to "Add and Remove Programs" in "Settings" and take it out. So...Windows 10. "Windows button", "Settings" - don't see it, so I'll search, using the Settings search box... Search "add" - "No results for add" Search "Add" - "No results for Add" Search "uni" (as the beginning of "uninstall") - and the first result is "Add or remove programs"... :doh: So...it's a search that only finds things if you look for completely different text? That's a bit surreal, even for MS!

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          Slacker007
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                                          Just go to the control panel. If windows 10 "settings" page is like windows 8, it is worthless. I always go to the control panel. i.e. adding printers can be a pain in windows 8 from the page for adding printers, therefor - control panel. don't know if that helps you at all....

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