How to pass a Canadian test
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"Are you deaf?" "Eh". "I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Not safe for work nor kid sister friendly so I won't post it here - but look up the Peanuts Lauder cartoon for a similar joke.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I remember that scene...the questioner was Jim. Cool old show! :laugh:
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
You're right it was Jim, one of the best characters on any show. :thumbsup:
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just answer "eh" to every question. :-D
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"Are you deaf?" "Eh". "I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Eh!
The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
jeron1 wrote:
Questioner:
Answer: Jim Ignatowski
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eh? what did you say?
"I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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jeron1 wrote:
Questioner:
Answer: Jim Ignatowski
I didn't think too many folks would know that name.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Just answer "eh" to every question. :-D
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The Hell you say.
Rage against the narrative.
"To Build a Fire" - A dystopian novel about project management, and I am the dog.No, not Hell, Canada, just a little north of there.
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Reminds me a scene in a late 70's TV show called Taxi. one person was helping another study for a driving test; Questioner: "what does a yellow light mean?" Answer: "slow down" Questioner: "what......does.......a ...... yellow .......light .......mean?" Answer: "I said slow down" Questioner: "what..................does....................a .................. yellow ....................light ...................mean?" This went on for a while, it was hysterical.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
Here is the scene snippet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HvmtbZzA40[^] :laugh: (or the full driving test scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5XJ83PRJOU[^]) :laugh: :laugh:
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"Are you deaf?" "Eh". "I SAID, ARE YOU DEAF?"
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Eh.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just answer "eh" to every question. :-D
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
"eh"
Is it language-independent across English/French?
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Just answer "eh" to every question. :-D
Sorry, but also make sure to apologize a lot :D
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Regards, Sander
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Not safe for work nor kid sister friendly so I won't post it here - but look up the Peanuts Lauder cartoon for a similar joke.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
ROTFL! That is probably the funniest Peanuts I've ever seen. Coming to think of it, that's the only funny Peanuts I've seen.
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jeron1 wrote:
Questioner:
Answer: Jim Ignatowski
Ahhh... Jim... don't have to watch it, I can picture it...
