Bright Idea of the Day - results
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I was beginning to think I'd logged on to the wrong website as no-one had mentioned bacon! You are a saviour! :laugh:
Bacon was mentioned in the OP.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It's 9:30am. I'm at the office and sober. What amazed me is that none of the other weirdos here took you up on what seemed to be an obvious setup line for a troll answer. :laugh: :laugh:
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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The jar of fermented cerebrum that's cracked from internal pressure after being forgotten for several years behind all the other stuff on the shelf and is now oozing down the back corner of your fridge from top to bottom. :-\
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
oh gawd - dont even mention it - there's been something unmentionable in our fridge for 2+ weeks I havnt been able to track down - so with the mouldies (my parents live with me) shipped off to NZ along with my Sis as a 'companion' for my mum while dad is bushwalking with my brother, guess who's job it is to strip the fridge and find that elusive smell :-(
