Joy To The World
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I just had a "I am callings you about your computer" virus scammer on the phone. It was too much fun. I am sure not one response came out of my mouth without at least two from F* C* B* W* plus a few choice Hungarianisms referring to God's Horse, its appendage, and what it should do to him and where. A sailor would've blushed. *MM would've blushed*! I have not had 15 minutes of pure unadulterated fun like that since the banned pauper baiting. Eejit: What is your computer name? Me: If you're such a [REDACTED] clever [REDACTED], why don't you [REDACTED] tell me? Eejit: It is called 'windowscomputer' Me: No you [REDACTED], it [REDACTED] is not called wondows [REDACTED] computer. Me: Come on you SFB, what's the [REDACTED] MAC address you [REDACTED] son of W? Eejit: It is 127.0.0.1 Me: You [REDACTED] moron, that's the [REDACTED] local host loopback [REDACTED] IP address, not the [REDACTED] MAC address, do you not know what a [REDACTED] MAC address is you [REDACTED]? Eejit: You have a Windows computer [...] The conversation went on like this until Eejit finally hung up on me. I wonder why?
veni bibi saltavi
I've had several calls from the likes of him and I must say it is a lot of fun. Come to think of it I'm about due it's been quite a while.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta
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