Chatting with strangers
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A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her colouring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that President Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" That could be an interesting topic. But, she said, "let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama..... when you dont know shit?"
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A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her colouring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "Since you are a Negro, do you think that President Barack Obama is qualified for the job?" That could be an interesting topic. But, she said, "let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow turns out flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama..... when you dont know shit?"
