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  • D Dominic Burford

    Do not feed the trolls :thumbsdown:

    "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter

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    ZurdoDev
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    Why not? This is more interesting than most stuff in the Lounge. :-\

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

      jkadjthegamegadhguaet wrote:

      Frankly, kill every gorilla on the planet, if it saves one child it would be worth it.

      Personally I don't like human children. Nearly any animal child is cute, but not that of a human. Gorilla children aren't the cutest around, but still cuter than those of humans. It also seems the average ape is more intelligent than you. Those are only two reasons why I have to disagree with you. But as an evil psychopath I'm sure you wouldn't understand :)

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      ZurdoDev
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      Sander Rossel wrote:

      Personally I don't like human children. Nearly any animal child is cute, but not that of a human.

      Spoke like a boy who is not a father. :doh:

      There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Why not? This is more interesting than most stuff in the Lounge. :-\

        There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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        Dominic Burford
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        RyanDev wrote:

        This is more interesting than most stuff in the Lounge

        If that were true, then we seriously need to raise the bar on the quality of conversations we have here when a troll counts as "interesting" :sigh:

        "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter

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        • D Dominic Burford

          RyanDev wrote:

          This is more interesting than most stuff in the Lounge

          If that were true, then we seriously need to raise the bar on the quality of conversations we have here when a troll counts as "interesting" :sigh:

          "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter

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          ZurdoDev
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          Dominic Burford wrote:

          we seriously need to raise the bar on the quality of conversations

          Indeed. :thumbsup:

          There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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          • Z ZurdoDev

            Sander Rossel wrote:

            Personally I don't like human children. Nearly any animal child is cute, but not that of a human.

            Spoke like a boy who is not a father. :doh:

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Sander Rossel
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            I'm also not the father of a kitten, but I love kittens :D Explain that.

            Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              I'm also not the father of a kitten, but I love kittens :D Explain that.

              Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              ZurdoDev
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              Sander Rossel wrote:

              I'm also not the father of a kitten, but I love kittens

              Now you're digging the hole deeper. :doh:

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                Sander Rossel wrote:

                I'm also not the father of a kitten, but I love kittens

                Now you're digging the hole deeper. :doh:

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                Sander Rossel
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                I just really dislike children, there's no hole anywhere... And it's not because I'm not a father either. I know lots of people who like children and want to have them that are not (yet) a father. I just never liked them. When children are around I won't be around for much longer if I have a choice. That said I'd probably shoot the gorilla too if it was the only option for getting the child back. But I wouldn't shoot ALL gorilla's to save a child. And killing a gorilla is never fun or deserved, even if a child's life is in danger.

                Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.

                Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                Regards, Sander

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  Our Resident Troll Do Not Feed The Troll.

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                  Super Lloyd
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                  haha, got it!

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    Why stop with Gorilla's let's kill every mammal on earth this would solve all problems.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    There's only really one species of mammal that causes problems, so getting rid of just that one would be enough. Unfortunately for us, it's us.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • D Dominic Burford

                      Do not feed the trolls :thumbsdown:

                      "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      OK, but can we feed children to gorillas?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        OK, but can we feed children to gorillas?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Dominic Burford
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                        Now there's a great idea lol :laugh:

                        "There are two ways of constructing a software design: One way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C.A.R. Hoare Home | LinkedIn | Google+ | Twitter

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