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So we are sitting - all 4 of us - on a pile of super important projects to carry out at the highest level... Now the CEO walks into that pile and announces, that cutting short one of those project (one of the two biggest) with two months is a good idea, as it will start our relations with the customer on the right foot... Now we have 84 minutes work for every hour... The most funny part, that the customer is the government... The project started 15 months ago and we still run the (2nd) pilot on VMs as they didn't bought the computers in the specification... F...k that idiotic two months!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So we are sitting - all 4 of us - on a pile of super important projects to carry out at the highest level... Now the CEO walks into that pile and announces, that cutting short one of those project (one of the two biggest) with two months is a good idea, as it will start our relations with the customer on the right foot... Now we have 84 minutes work for every hour... The most funny part, that the customer is the government... The project started 15 months ago and we still run the (2nd) pilot on VMs as they didn't bought the computers in the specification... F...k that idiotic two months!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Don't worry, you can always test in production :wtf:
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
No - I can not install developer tools on the site, can not even connect it from the outside and more security things...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No - I can not install developer tools on the site, can not even connect it from the outside and more security things...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So we are sitting - all 4 of us - on a pile of super important projects to carry out at the highest level... Now the CEO walks into that pile and announces, that cutting short one of those project (one of the two biggest) with two months is a good idea, as it will start our relations with the customer on the right foot... Now we have 84 minutes work for every hour... The most funny part, that the customer is the government... The project started 15 months ago and we still run the (2nd) pilot on VMs as they didn't bought the computers in the specification... F...k that idiotic two months!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Sounds like it's time to update the resumé. :sigh:
Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello
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So we are sitting - all 4 of us - on a pile of super important projects to carry out at the highest level... Now the CEO walks into that pile and announces, that cutting short one of those project (one of the two biggest) with two months is a good idea, as it will start our relations with the customer on the right foot... Now we have 84 minutes work for every hour... The most funny part, that the customer is the government... The project started 15 months ago and we still run the (2nd) pilot on VMs as they didn't bought the computers in the specification... F...k that idiotic two months!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So we are sitting - all 4 of us - on a pile of super important projects to carry out at the highest level... Now the CEO walks into that pile and announces, that cutting short one of those project (one of the two biggest) with two months is a good idea, as it will start our relations with the customer on the right foot... Now we have 84 minutes work for every hour... The most funny part, that the customer is the government... The project started 15 months ago and we still run the (2nd) pilot on VMs as they didn't bought the computers in the specification... F...k that idiotic two months!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Just get it done. You know you can. But after it's done, if you don't get the appreciation you deserve: find another job, and leave.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Just get it done. You know you can. But after it's done, if you don't get the appreciation you deserve: find another job, and leave.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
find another job, and leave.
there are civil penalties for Wrongful Resignation
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
find another job, and leave.
there are civil penalties for Wrongful Resignation
Huh? :confused: should there be a joke icon somewhere?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Mark_Wallace wrote:
find another job, and leave.
there are civil penalties for Wrongful Resignation
I very much doubt that your contract doesn't have a notice period. You don't have to walk out on the spot -- find another job, first.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
