HP you are a big pile of retards
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Slacker007 wrote:
Did you forget to take your meds this morning?
Ah, so not against the OP personally. Just in a bad mood. Watch the video, that should fix things.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Take your video and stick up your ass. :laugh:
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Take your video and stick up your ass. :laugh:
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THIS.IS.ENOUGH. EVERY fucking time I want to print something with a damn officejet 6700, I have to BUY A NEW INK CARTRIDGE. This makes 15,9€ pro printed pages, and this fucking thing will not print in black if cyan is empty, it will not even SCAN if cyan is empty. CYAN is the ultimate power, since obviously, without CYAN, nothing is possible in this world. Dear HP, your hardware is a big pile of shit, your software must have been outsourced to a company that outsourced it to a company that outsourced it to a company that outsourced it back to your own developers, who obviously have never heard of non intrusive software working properly, or even about driver programming. So the office jet 6700 just landed where it always belonged to : in the TRASH. Oh, and this was the LAST TIME EVER that I had put hands on an HP product. Fuck you, HP, you suck big times.
I feel your pain. I got sick of buying new ink cartridges for my HP. So I dusted off my old Samsung laser printer that I've had for almost 10 years. I thought it was dead, because when I moved last year I accidentally left it unsecured and it ended up with a large crack in its outer case. I was feeling motivated this weekend, so I fixed the case with super glue, and bought a new toner cartridge for less than $20. I plugged it in, sent it a test document, and it worked just like it did when it was new. The toner should last ~3000 pages, so it's costing me far less than the HP and the print quality is better too.
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Rage wrote:
I can print two or maximal three pages with one cartridge
Are we talking about the same thing? Hp 6700[^] 2-3 pages sounds like a real bug... I can print a few hundreds before replacing...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Chances are the two of you simply have different driver or firmware versions. Possibly a 'bug'* existed in the older version that has since been fixed. *By which I mean poor design that people complained about and they changed.
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It's digital. I'm not sure how that would be done. Can you explain? How have you done it before?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Put it on a thumb drive? Or Slacker just has a screw loose.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
