Funniest question I've read in a while
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During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
:doh: :laugh: Wow. Just wow.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
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During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
Oh how I wish I could remember those days :sigh:
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
So I guess you helped him then? After all, it's your manly duty to help a fellow brother get laid :laugh:
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Regards, Sander
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During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
But *why* does it have to be done in C++? Is that one of his girlfriend's requirements?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
During my aimless wanderings of the internet I've seen, read and heard all matter of things, as no doubt the rest of you have. This morning during breakfast however, one post in particular caught my eye and left us both in tears as we tried (in vain) to swallow cereal. Often, the post lacks motivation for a particular, zany approach or is a clear X/Y problem. Not even remotely so with this one. So, without any further ado, please allow me to present exhibit A.
Polski wrote:
This program I made for request for my gf with the scraps I found on the internet. Its suppose to ask the questions (yes I know they are in polish, but it doesnt matter what they say) in the order given in the program (its important) and it works fine BUT only if you answer with a single word or letter... for example "Yes" or "Y" - if you answer like "Yes Yes" It will skip the second question and go straight to the third one. Basically the more words you use to answer a single question, the more questions the program will skip (fe. you answered "yes yes yes" in the first question, you can see that it will skip 3 questions and go to question number four, and then if you answer "yes" it will work correctly and will go to the next (fifth) question) I hope its clear what I wrote, Im not familiar with c++ since I dont like that language still it has to be done so I get laid so, HELP GUYS.
Ahhh, those were the days. :) :-O
I'm getting weepy. We live in amazing times. People used to learn the guitar for exactly these purposes.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." - Benjamin Disraeli
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RossMW wrote:
Aaaah the urge to get laid is strong with this one..
Not sure about that actually... Seen better effort in HW cases. I would have expected a total code dump, with some CAP and OMG please help! I AM SO CLOSE MST GT LAID
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet. The interesting thing about software is it can not reproduce, until it can.
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But *why* does it have to be done in C++? Is that one of his girlfriend's requirements?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013She probably wants to make sure he knows OO so that he can push the right buttons and trigger the right events... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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She probably wants to make sure he knows OO so that he can push the right buttons and trigger the right events... :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
She probably wants to make sure he knows OOevent-driven programming so that he can push the right buttons and trigger the right events...
FTFY :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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But *why* does it have to be done in C++? Is that one of his girlfriend's requirements?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
