Woman arrested, charged with theft for stealing fries (3 Nos.)
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Under the Three Strikes law, two more such incidents and she can be jailed for life as a habitual offender.
She did steal 3 fries, didn't she? I fear the worst now... :omg: :rolleyes:
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
Did I say 3 fries or only 2. You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"
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Under the Three Strikes law, two more such incidents and she can be jailed for life as a habitual offender.
So if they treat each theft of a chip as a separate offence...
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
#FrenchFriesMatter
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
At least he didn't shoot.
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
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At least he didn't shoot.
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digimanus wrote:
At least he didn't shoot.
Except himself, in the foot.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Maryland Woman Arrested For Stealing 3 French Fries From A Police Officer[^] If you're going to snatch french fries, try not to take it from a policeman. If you do so and he doesn't like it, don't do it again. And if you dare and take another one, stop it when he tells you that he'll arrest you. :laugh:
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My thoughts exactly. Stupid cop... :rolleyes:
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<Seinfeld>Not that there is anything wrong with that.</Seinfeld> ;)
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