How many of you...
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez This applies equally to those that check-in untested code, much less release it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
I must confess I've checked in non-compiling code once or twice... :-O And a couple of times that my checked in code didn't compile, but only because for some reason half of my code didn't get committed (like project A committed just fine, but project B didn't). And I've had a few coworkers who did that at least once a week which is very annoying. Or do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that :wtf:
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Regards, Sander
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I must confess I've checked in non-compiling code once or twice... :-O And a couple of times that my checked in code didn't compile, but only because for some reason half of my code didn't get committed (like project A committed just fine, but project B didn't). And I've had a few coworkers who did that at least once a week which is very annoying. Or do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that :wtf:
Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
Because I can't imagine people not checking that
You have to work on your imagination...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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"I do not have to forgive my enemies, I have had them all shot." — Ramón Maria Narváez This applies equally to those that check-in untested code, much less release it!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Shooting him is an act of mercy... I was in the line of skinning, boiling in oil... You know, the whole pack from the middle ages...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Because I can't imagine people not checking that
You have to work on your imagination...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Alright, perhaps I can imagine it. It was more like wishful thinking :-O
Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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I must confess I've checked in non-compiling code once or twice... :-O And a couple of times that my checked in code didn't compile, but only because for some reason half of my code didn't get committed (like project A committed just fine, but project B didn't). And I've had a few coworkers who did that at least once a week which is very annoying. Or do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that :wtf:
Read my (free) ebook Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly. Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles here on CodeProject.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
do you mean "release" as in a release to a customer? Because I can't imagine people not checking that
But you use Microsoft products! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
At one company we had automatic build that, originally, ran on all the dev environments each night. In our team we had a rule that if a build failed due to an untested checkin you bought treats - dog-nuts, cakes, etc - for those affected. One of my minions made a 'tiny tweak' to the build process itself. Next morning he came in to be confronted by 30+ failed builds... :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
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Shooting him is an act of mercy... I was in the line of skinning, boiling in oil... You know, the whole pack from the middle ages...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:
I was in the line of skinning, boiling in oil...
...then gibbeting on a lamppost outside the office, as a warning to others. :mad:
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
One arrogant prick I worked with did this. Checked in and got straight on Facebook. What a foster!
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Anyone who does this better have a real fast car.
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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At one company we had automatic build that, originally, ran on all the dev environments each night. In our team we had a rule that if a build failed due to an untested checkin you bought treats - dog-nuts, cakes, etc - for those affected. One of my minions made a 'tiny tweak' to the build process itself. Next morning he came in to be confronted by 30+ failed builds... :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
Oops! :laugh: Was his face red after that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Surely, there's a MS joke in here somewhere.
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Oops! :laugh: Was his face red after that?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Yup and his wallet was emptied :)
veni bibi saltavi
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
I refuse to answer on the grounds I may incriminate myself.
cheers Chris Maunder
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Well, honestly.. such people exist on the earth...
___@sHubHa
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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At one company we had automatic build that, originally, ran on all the dev environments each night. In our team we had a rule that if a build failed due to an untested checkin you bought treats - dog-nuts, cakes, etc - for those affected. One of my minions made a 'tiny tweak' to the build process itself. Next morning he came in to be confronted by 30+ failed builds... :laugh:
veni bibi saltavi
Our penalty was a round of beers on friday night. It had been known that 2am was not an unreasonable time to get home after a bad week. With 6 dev, 2 QC and a PM it was a bloody expensive round. It had been known to log on to a colleagues machine and insert a divide by zero if it looked like being a dry week.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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...know people who release code without checking it at all? :mad: (And do not tell you do it yourself!!!)
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
Pretty much all the time. It's the joys of PHP on a low volume website. If I break something, I've pretty much got 30 mins before anyone notices. For other languages, it the usual 'it works for me' scenario.
