Oh, the joys of holidays...
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We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in ScotlandHungary!
Even worse!
veni bibi saltavi
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Johnny J. wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in ScotlandHungary!
Even worse!
veni bibi saltavi
Hungarians sell deep fried curly-wurly? ;)
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Johnny J. wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in ScotlandHungary!
Even worse!
veni bibi saltavi
C'mon - Goulash is not weird shit, that's a yummy dish! :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
"Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t and you can't understand a word they f***ing say."
With those exact words? She's a keep'er. :laugh:
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Johnny J. wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in ScotlandHungary!
Even worse!
veni bibi saltavi
Nagy Vilmos wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland Hungary! Sardinia
They do not understand even Italian and they eat cheese with live worms inside (the infamous "Casu Marzu").
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJohnny J. wrote:
I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t
Sweden? For evidence: Surströmming[^] X| X| X| X| X|
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Johnny J. wrote:
I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t
Sweden? For evidence: Surströmming[^] X| X| X| X| X|
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
You're right, I'd never eat that! Not Lutefisk[^] either. But I'm not a native either, so maybe that explains it... X|
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Hungarians sell deep fried curly-wurly? ;)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
You'd be surprised what they eat. There's a tripe dish [with paprika] and some sort of pork [with paprika] jelly that are both beyond description; so I wont. They apparently like eating breaded meat inna bun and I swear there are just way too many recipes that include pumpkin seeds. There is no part of the pig, and I mean not one single part, that they don't eat; I'm sure I got a dish with the Oink in once. Oh and the drink. Palinka will blow your socks off then blame next door before offering you another one to calm your nerves. The beer seems to work at exactly four glasses; with one having a wonderful paralysis effect on your hangover. Love the country, love the people and almost understand the cuisine. :-D
veni bibi saltavi
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Johnny J. wrote:
"Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird sh*t and you can't understand a word they f***ing say."
With those exact words? She's a keep'er. :laugh:
LOL! I'm doing that! :laugh: :thumbsup:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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C'mon - Goulash is not weird shit, that's a yummy dish! :laugh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeThe 'goulash' made in the UK is exceptionally weird shít! Gulyás is a soup and there as many varieties as there are cooks!
veni bibi saltavi
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You're right, I'd never eat that! Not Lutefisk[^] either. But I'm not a native either, so maybe that explains it... X|
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeEat it? I won't be in the same town as an open can of the stuff! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeSo I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! D'Oh! | :doh: remember your jabs :)
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We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeAustralia's the place to go sort of speak English, (actually believing they are the only country that does) but: .. get every vowel sound wrong, .. shorten almost every word to maximum 2 syllables, .. weird names for almost every food ... so you never know what you might get .... (can't cook to save themselves - no sense of taste anyway) and even freelance IT geeks wear 3 piece suits (with tie) and will sit outside in 100 plus degrees (without taking their jacket off) eating "koooz koooz on frinch brid stecks with a skem [melk] frappa[chinno]" for lunch.
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So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! D'Oh! | :doh: remember your jabs :)
Jabs? You need a good right hook if you're goin to Scotla!
veni bibi saltavi
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The 'goulash' made in the UK is exceptionally weird shít! Gulyás is a soup and there as many varieties as there are cooks!
veni bibi saltavi
That gave me a serious craving for goulash soup, and I had to go out and get me some for lunch. I'm sure that the stuff we get here in Sweden doesn't resemble the real thing either, but it's quite good actually.. ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeIf you cannae understand what the Scots are saying, then you havenae drunk enough whisky. :)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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If you cannae understand what the Scots are saying, then you havenae drunk enough whisky. :)
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
Probably not! :laugh: Well, it's worth a try anyway... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland Hungary! Sardinia
They do not understand even Italian and they eat cheese with live worms inside (the infamous "Casu Marzu").
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I just read up on what Casu Marzu is and I don't think that I will eat for week. X|
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
My uncle, who is sardinian, tried several times to convince me to eat it, and is a big fan of that chees. Of course he had three surgeries for ulcer, but the things are surely unrelated :doh:
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Probably not! :laugh: Well, it's worth a try anyway... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeJust came back from a trip to Edinburgh. You will love it. Try the haggis, nips, and tatties. Great stuff. Here in the States, restaurants put way too much salt on everything, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have a meal without having to drink gallons of water. Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:
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