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  • J Johnny J

    C'mon - Goulash is not weird shit, that's a yummy dish! :laugh:

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    The 'goulash' made in the UK is exceptionally weird shít! Gulyás is a soup and there as many varieties as there are cooks!

    veni bibi saltavi

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    • J Johnny J

      You're right, I'd never eat that! Not Lutefisk[^] either. But I'm not a native either, so maybe that explains it... X|

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      Eat it? I won't be in the same town as an open can of the stuff! :laugh:

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      • J Johnny J

        We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:

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        So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! D'Oh! | :doh: remember your jabs :)

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        • J Johnny J

          We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:

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          Australia's the place to go sort of speak English, (actually believing they are the only country that does) but: .. get every vowel sound wrong, .. shorten almost every word to maximum 2 syllables, .. weird names for almost every food ... so you never know what you might get .... (can't cook to save themselves - no sense of taste anyway) and even freelance IT geeks wear 3 piece suits (with tie) and will sit outside in 100 plus degrees (without taking their jacket off) eating "koooz koooz on frinch brid stecks with a skem [melk] frappa[chinno]" for lunch.

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          • G glennPattonPub

            So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! D'Oh! | :doh: remember your jabs :)

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Jabs? You need a good right hook if you're goin to Scotla!

            veni bibi saltavi

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              The 'goulash' made in the UK is exceptionally weird shít! Gulyás is a soup and there as many varieties as there are cooks!

              veni bibi saltavi

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              Johnny J
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              That gave me a serious craving for goulash soup, and I had to go out and get me some for lunch. I'm sure that the stuff we get here in Sweden doesn't resemble the real thing either, but it's quite good actually.. ;)

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              • J Johnny J

                We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:

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                If you cannae understand what the Scots are saying, then you havenae drunk enough whisky. :)


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                • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                  If you cannae understand what the Scots are saying, then you havenae drunk enough whisky. :)


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                  Probably not! :laugh: Well, it's worth a try anyway... :rolleyes:

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                    Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                    So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland Hungary! Sardinia

                    They do not understand even Italian and they eat cheese with live worms inside (the infamous "Casu Marzu").

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                    I just read up on what Casu Marzu is and I don't think that I will eat for week. X|

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                      I just read up on what Casu Marzu is and I don't think that I will eat for week. X|

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                      My uncle, who is sardinian, tried several times to convince me to eat it, and is a big fan of that chees. Of course he had three surgeries for ulcer, but the things are surely unrelated :doh:

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Probably not! :laugh: Well, it's worth a try anyway... :rolleyes:

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                        Just came back from a trip to Edinburgh. You will love it. Try the haggis, nips, and tatties. Great stuff. Here in the States, restaurants put way too much salt on everything, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have a meal without having to drink gallons of water. Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:

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                          Just came back from a trip to Edinburgh. You will love it. Try the haggis, nips, and tatties. Great stuff. Here in the States, restaurants put way too much salt on everything, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have a meal without having to drink gallons of water. Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:

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                          Donathan.Hutchings wrote:

                          Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:

                          ... and gestural communications I assume. Raising an empty glass is a universal "I'm not drunk enough yet" gesture afterall. :-\ :-\ :-\

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                            Donathan.Hutchings wrote:

                            Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:

                            ... and gestural communications I assume. Raising an empty glass is a universal "I'm not drunk enough yet" gesture afterall. :-\ :-\ :-\

                            Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                            So true! :-D Ah, good times. Can't wait to get back there in the Spring. I feel like a yuuuge weight lifted from my shoulders when I'm there, but it returns once I arrive back in the States. :((

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                              Just came back from a trip to Edinburgh. You will love it. Try the haggis, nips, and tatties. Great stuff. Here in the States, restaurants put way too much salt on everything, so it was a very pleasant surprise to have a meal without having to drink gallons of water. Most of the people I met there spoke English fairly well until the whisky started flowing, but after a few shots, I had no problems understanding the conversations. Well, mainly because the conversations were more grunts and belly laughs at that point. :-D :laugh:

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                              Oooh, I've had haggis before. Can't say that I liked it, but I managed to eat it without puking... (pretty proud of that, actually) :~ Strangest thing I've seen in Scotland, though: Haggis flavoured Potato Chips (Crisps in UK English) - Think that I might actually prefer Cajun Squirrel chips[^] over that... X|

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                              Me, all the time

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                                Oooh, I've had haggis before. Can't say that I liked it, but I managed to eat it without puking... (pretty proud of that, actually) :~ Strangest thing I've seen in Scotland, though: Haggis flavoured Potato Chips (Crisps in UK English) - Think that I might actually prefer Cajun Squirrel chips[^] over that... X|

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                                Anonymous
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                                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                Me, all the time

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                                Well one thing you definitely have to try is Irn Bru. [^] Much better than any fizzy drink in the U.S. :-D

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                                • J Johnny J

                                  We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:

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                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
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                                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                  Me, all the time

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                                  A doona ken wetcha mien.

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                                  • J Johnny J

                                    We've just come back from a holiday in Spain. My wife didn't really enjoy it, because everyone could speak English and all the food was like the stuff we eat back at home. She said, "Next time, I want to go somewhere where they eat weird shit and you can't understand a word they fucking say." So I've just booked us a fortnight in Scotland! :doh:

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                                    If Scottish Customs at the airport don't find a knife on you they'll lend you one for the duration of your stay.

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                                      I just read up on what Casu Marzu is and I don't think that I will eat for week. X|

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                                      Then I suggest you don't book a trip to Iceland, their national dish Hákarl[^] would keep you from eating much longer than that.

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                                      • J Johnny J

                                        You're right, I'd never eat that! Not Lutefisk[^] either. But I'm not a native either, so maybe that explains it... X|

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                                          If Scottish Customs at the airport don't find a knife on you they'll lend you one for the duration of your stay.

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                                          :laugh: :thumbsup:

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