This happens to everybody else right?
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So last night at about 8pm I went over to the local Co-op to get some bits and bobs. Outside I bumped into the young barmaid from my local and her friend. I got invited back to a Party at hers which was full of Teenagers. I was given coke, MDMA and speed, although I did have to buy my own beer. I spent the whole night in the kitchen chatting shit to a 27 year-old lesbian (who I had seen in the pub earlier that day and on a few other occasions). We got on like a house on fire and was talking to 4.30 in the morning. I even spoke to her girlfriend in Twickenham, who had finished with her earlier in the day and got them back together. She is now my best friend and has been texting me all day. we are meeting up tonight. Arranging the technicalities of me being surrogate father to their kid (when I agreed last night it wasn't just drunk talk on her part, apparently). It does sound like I need to sleep with her, but unfortunately the other girl doesn't need to be there. It's not just me though right?? Please tell me you get yourself in these situations when you nip out to the shops too?
While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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He's from Plymouth in the UK, last trip I had there being related didn't stop 'em.! ;P
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Pom Pey3 wrote:
else all night and a good part of the next day as well
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate. I know, I have been there (not quite with that precise mix, but close enough to know. :) ) As a fellow Devonian, I know how people really live in the country! ;)
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While I believe that somewhere along the line drugs were ingested by the OP, I don't believe any other part of the story, and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions, rants, trolling ... there.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
BillWoodruff wrote:
I don't believe any other part of the story and think the entire post should be in the SoapBox next to all the other poorly written fictions
Trust me, it did happen and I see no reason why I would lie or you would think I would lie? Are you really suggesting any post you don't believe should be in the Soapbox? That's an interesting rule you are proposing there.
BillWoodruff wrote:
other poorly written
I'll give you that.
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Munchies_Matt wrote:
On that mix it would take at least 36 hours to ejaculate
Yep, it certainly does.
Munchies_Matt wrote:
As a fellow Devonian
You know Pompey isn't in Devon right?
Yeah, Pompey, that club down on Union Street! ;)
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Perhaps he's moved. His moniker would suggest Portsmouth. But both places being naval ports, offers like this are quite frequent in the pubs close to the bases.
I was stoopid typed Plymouth 'cause Thats where I sending something, but as you rightly say both Naval Towns... :doh:
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Interesting - I thought the same thing. :laugh:
Where the empty bottle of nice cincinnati
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:-D I never told you that I have zero long-term memory. :laugh: We will most likely be having a similar conversation, this time next year. :thumbsup:
Slacker007 wrote:
this time next year.
Doubt I'll still be here then. Slowly drifting away from this place, really don't like what it has become and getting embarrassed by some of my fellow Brits posts. Have you got facebook as you are one of the few people I'd still like to keep tabs on in an aloof social media type of way.
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Slacker007 wrote:
this time next year.
Doubt I'll still be here then. Slowly drifting away from this place, really don't like what it has become and getting embarrassed by some of my fellow Brits posts. Have you got facebook as you are one of the few people I'd still like to keep tabs on in an aloof social media type of way.
No. I don't do much social media. PM me if you want, and then you will have my email on my reply. Hang in there. I don't take most things on this site seriously, at least for long (loung, soapbox, etc.), and I strongly recommend you do the same. Don't be a stranger. Cheers. :thumbsup:
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No. I don't do much social media. PM me if you want, and then you will have my email on my reply. Hang in there. I don't take most things on this site seriously, at least for long (loung, soapbox, etc.), and I strongly recommend you do the same. Don't be a stranger. Cheers. :thumbsup: