A very French problem...
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Imagine if you went to France and your name was Gemma Pell [^] Not my joke, I hasten to add, but it did make me laugh.
Imagine if you went to Germany and your name was Wilma Bumsen.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Imagine if you went to France and your name was Gemma Pell [^] Not my joke, I hasten to add, but it did make me laugh.
This reminds me of my first few years in Canada not getting the Frenglish puns. Whoosh! There went another one over my head... (I'm better now. Osmosis is a wonderful thing)
cheers Chris Maunder
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Imagine if you went to France and your name was Gemma Pell [^] Not my joke, I hasten to add, but it did make me laugh.
Imagine if you went to America and your name was Seymore Butts...
Jeremy Falcon
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Imagine if you went to America and your name was Seymore Butts...
Jeremy Falcon
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Old urban myth: Pugwash (really really really old animated series), the hands on the ship were 'Master Bates' deckhand 'Seaman Stains' and 'Roger the cabin boy' and then there's the since adopted meanings for Pugwash[^] Kids today have nothing on the fun we had way back then, sadly some bleeding heart moron (oops) invented: 'PC.' (No not the IBM thing) Can't even be a proper grumpy old man with these *&^* newfangled rules.
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Old urban myth: Pugwash (really really really old animated series), the hands on the ship were 'Master Bates' deckhand 'Seaman Stains' and 'Roger the cabin boy' and then there's the since adopted meanings for Pugwash[^] Kids today have nothing on the fun we had way back then, sadly some bleeding heart moron (oops) invented: 'PC.' (No not the IBM thing) Can't even be a proper grumpy old man with these *&^* newfangled rules.
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Ah, for duck's sake: You made me go to Urban Dictionary, and I just HAD to check out the "Trending now" links. I wish I hadn't, because now I know what a "Dog in a bath tub" is, and I really wish I hadn't seen that! How is that even remotely possible??? X|
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Imagine if you went to France and your name was Gemma Pell [^] Not my joke, I hasten to add, but it did make me laugh.
This made me reflect upon the other treads about Git, and in my opinion, the name of that source control system is only fitting when pronounced in French (but then again in that case VERY fitting!) :~
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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Ah, for duck's sake: You made me go to Urban Dictionary, and I just HAD to check out the "Trending now" links. I wish I hadn't, because now I know what a "Dog in a bath tub" is, and I really wish I hadn't seen that! How is that even remotely possible??? X|
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeOh, you'd be surprised what will apparently fit... 10 Craziest Foreign Objects Found Stuck In A Rectum (found objects) - ODDEE[^] :~ (SFW, probably)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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There actually is a guy in the UK called Fuk Yu Tu. It made the tabloids.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Imagine if you went to France and your name was Gemma Pell [^] Not my joke, I hasten to add, but it did make me laugh.
How about your name is Dick Monster? (two common Dutch names) And your company email is lastname.firstname@company.com. Your emails now go straight to the spam box :laugh: And yes, this actually happened. By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English :~
arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly Sander's bits - Writing the code you need
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Imagine if you went to Germany and your name was Wilma Bumsen.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.A friend of mine helping at a restaurant discovered once the name Wilma von Hinten on a marriage guest list.
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A friend of mine helping at a restaurant discovered once the name Wilma von Hinten on a marriage guest list.
Perfect.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
How about your name is Dick Monster? (two common Dutch names) And your company email is lastname.firstname@company.com. Your emails now go straight to the spam box :laugh: And yes, this actually happened. By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English :~
arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly Sander's bits - Writing the code you need
We would never describe you as "just a tool"! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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We would never describe you as "just a tool"! :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Certainly not, we've got MUCH MORE ACCURATE descriptions! ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
How about your name is Dick Monster? (two common Dutch names) And your company email is lastname.firstname@company.com. Your emails now go straight to the spam box :laugh: And yes, this actually happened. By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English :~
arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly Sander's bits - Writing the code you need
Sander Rossel wrote:
By the way, my name is Sander (very common Dutch name), which means I'm just a tool to smooth out surfaces in English :~
And what about Mordor?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Imagine if you went to America and your name was Seymore Butts...
Jeremy Falcon
Remdinds me when the Dutch soccer team played in the USA long time ago, the trainers name was Dick Advocaat and one of the players name was Johan de (the) Kock.
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This reminds me of my first few years in Canada not getting the Frenglish puns. Whoosh! There went another one over my head... (I'm better now. Osmosis is a wonderful thing)
cheers Chris Maunder
Osmosis? I think a better analogy would "decay is inevitable", or perhaps "things will be better in the next life", or, "I'd rather have beeen kidnapped by aliens and probed".
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Old urban myth: Pugwash (really really really old animated series), the hands on the ship were 'Master Bates' deckhand 'Seaman Stains' and 'Roger the cabin boy' and then there's the since adopted meanings for Pugwash[^] Kids today have nothing on the fun we had way back then, sadly some bleeding heart moron (oops) invented: 'PC.' (No not the IBM thing) Can't even be a proper grumpy old man with these *&^* newfangled rules.
lopati: loaming wrote:
then, sadly some bleeding heart moron (oops) invented: 'PC.'
Sadly, the blame is more easily and correctly place of the religious right . . . those folks who brought (and still try to bring) censorship tall all they perceive as immoral. You know - the folks that see pornographic images in Disney Cartoons[^].
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Remdinds me when the Dutch soccer team played in the USA long time ago, the trainers name was Dick Advocaat and one of the players name was Johan de (the) Kock.
We had a prime minister called Ruud Lubbers, followed up by Wim Kok :-\
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