Somebody's found the real-world Wally
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
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“Our car will definitely surprise a lot of people, not least in that it will have no wheels and cost a quarter of a million dollars.”
Nah - the wheels will be connected via bluetooth
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
I'm sure that the real Wally would automate those emails!
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
I've heard that you accelerate the apple car by pressing down on the right-hand side of the steering wheel, and brake by long-pressing it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
When the battery runs out you have to buy a new iCar. Also you can't play music in the car as there are no speakers, only Bluetooth connections to your iBoots used to press the iAccelerator. The iBrake has been announced but will not be in these first models as they haven't decided on the colour yet,
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
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Man ‘working from home’ sends just the right amount of emails[^] Found from the post below. This must be the UK version of the Onion. There goes the rest of the day... Here's another for Apple "fans" Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
Nighthowler wrote:
Apple’s self-driving electric car to suddenly die when battery shows 30%[^]
Try rebooting the car, that should fix it.
Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^][](X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett)
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If a forum populated by supposedly intelligent and internet-savvy people can't even avoid all this "fake news" garbage it's no wonder Facebook is the boogieman du jour.
Never mind the headlines - some people don't even read the banner at the top of the site! ;P
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UK Spoof News and Satire
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
