If you have a spare moment

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

Could you please post a poem in response to Griff's[^]? :laugh:

[Jon McKee]

My love of programming, Oh it makes my brain sing, With fingers on keys, And in mind memory. From C# to SQL, To F# and Haskell, My mind is astir, My fingers a blur, My determination with code I will tell. With colleagues the world over, And libraries from third sources, We create the world-movers, And debug their devices. Whom some may call nerds, And other call geeks, We make that bank, When code's clean and neat. Not very good with poems and used multiple types but I figured I'd give it a shot :thumbsup: Will update if I think of something better ;)

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

NO! What have you done?! Respond to Griff, and make him feel, umm, ... older than he already is. :laugh: Thanks for taking part though. :)

[dan sh]

Head over to Griff's post. I just posted the best poem ever. Answer Your account details on a postcard please.

"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[^]

[CPallini]

"Poems, no less! Poems, everybody! The laddie reckons himself a poet!"

[Midi_Mick]

Does the old man from Nantucket qualify?

Cheers, Mick ------------------------------------------------ It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

[OriginalGriff]

Um... I should perhaps have been clearer. It's not a poem: All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth - YouTube[^] It was written in 1944[^] and I assumed that most - if not all - people would have been familiar with it.

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[Mark_Wallace]

OriginalGriff wrote:

It's not a poem: All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth - YouTube[^]

The original is always the best[^]

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

Quote:

This video does not exist. Sorry about that.

Did you mean: 1948 HITS ARCHIVE: All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) - Spike Jones (a #1 record) - YouTube[^]

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[PeejayAdams]

Rose are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Slogans aren't solutions.

[OriginalGriff]

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh gawd, there is blood everywhere, Gotta get rid of the body first...

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[OriginalGriff]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, It's not really stalking, If they never see you.

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

Roses are red Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas You'd all be Jewish :)

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Mark_Wallace]

Ak! The linky-insertery thingy truncated the last letter, again![^]

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Foothill]

Roses are red Some fruits are orange If you live in Wales You should hike The Blorenge

if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

[Nelek]

Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:

and make him feel, umm, ... older than he already is. :laugh:

ehmmm.... is that even possible? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

[peterkmx]

my humble attempt is much shorter Ok here it goes bouncing my head against the wall running around my desk, this endless loop has no end, obviously a new computing trend (perhaps it lacks logic but hey ... licentia poëtica :-) )