Office Gift Conundrum
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate. But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes. Should I be: A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well. B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices. C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate. But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes. Should I be: A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well. B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices. C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
Why are you still indoors near a computer? Parks don't have benches in your world?
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Why are you still indoors near a computer? Parks don't have benches in your world?
I've got the beer in the office fridge, but it isn't cold (cool) yet.
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate. But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes. Should I be: A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well. B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices. C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
I think you should be highly offended. Stand in the middle of the office and shout "NO GIN? NO TONIC? YOU'RE BARBARIANS!"
veni bibi saltavi
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I think you should be highly offended. Stand in the middle of the office and shout "NO GIN? NO TONIC? YOU'RE BARBARIANS!"
veni bibi saltavi
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate. But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes. Should I be: A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well. B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices. C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
D) Be thankful that they didn't check your browser history, because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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So around the office we have this thing on Valentine's Day where we buy gifts for each other anonymously. A bit silly IMO, but I don't complain about chocolate. But this year I didn't get chocolate. I got a six-pack of Guinness and two packs of cigarettes. Should I be: A) Happy to have what I like and pleased that my co-workers know me so well. B) Disturbed by the focus on my vices. C) Concerned by the fact that my co-workers are feeding me poison.
Well, hopefully you got them one of these.[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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D) Be thankful that they didn't check your browser history, because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Mark_Wallace wrote:
because whips and handcuffs would have been more embarrassing.
Are you kidding? That's how I decorate my office. It scares the newbies away so I don't have to mentor them.
