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    I wondered why so many kids were shuffling around so slowly, this morning, and it turns out that a bunch of new pokies was released "into the wild". So, over to Mark for the traffic report: If you have to travel, today, allow extra time, because millions of addictive idiots will be driving slowly and erratically.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      I wondered why so many kids were shuffling around so slowly, this morning, and it turns out that a bunch of new pokies was released "into the wild". So, over to Mark for the traffic report: If you have to travel, today, allow extra time, because millions of addictive idiots will be driving slowly and erratically.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      Install this[^] in your car and that will never be a problem anymore. I would also add a cow catcher in the front to sweep aside the debris.

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        Install this[^] in your car and that will never be a problem anymore. I would also add a cow catcher in the front to sweep aside the debris.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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        Also works on tailgaters, if installed at the rear of the vehicle.

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          Install this[^] in your car and that will never be a problem anymore. I would also add a cow catcher in the front to sweep aside the debris.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          So - just wondering - how much does it cost (per second) to squeeze the trigger?

          Ravings en masse^

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            So - just wondering - how much does it cost (per second) to squeeze the trigger?

            Ravings en masse^

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            That depends on what type and what quality of ammo you want to use and where you buy it, but let's guess about 5$ per round. The Vulcan can fire 100 of them per second, so 500$ for one second firing.

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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