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  • L Lost User

    [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

    Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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    Lost User
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    Brent Jenkins wrote:

    Would you opt for this?

    Having had to make that kind of decision for someone less than two weeks ago: No.

    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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    • L Lost User

      [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

      Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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      ZurdoDev
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      I do not understand why people spend thousands of dollars to bury someone. Just drop me in a hole and cover me with dirt. What's the big deal?

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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      • L Lost User

        [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

        Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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        Sander Rossel
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        Jep.

        Best, Sander arrgh.js - Bringing LINQ to JavaScript SQL Server for C# Developers Succinctly Object-Oriented Programming in C# Succinctly

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        • L Lost User

          How about this?[^] The only drawback is that you get to sleep with the fishes.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          PeejayAdams
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          Precisely what I've always wanted for myself - preferably on a pool in my local park. A bit flashy, perhaps, but it would be a great day out for those celebrating my departure.

          98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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          • Z ZurdoDev

            I do not understand why people spend thousands of dollars to bury someone. Just drop me in a hole and cover me with dirt. What's the big deal?

            There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            Lost User
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            A pleasure. When do you have time?

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            • L Lost User

              [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

              Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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              W Balboos GHB
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              People Soup? Just go to any public swimming pool . . . and don't ask about the seasonings! Serious Part: "Green" - does anyone care to take into account the pollution caused in the manufacture of the chemicals involved in the alkaline solution? There's energy. There's the by products. Just to start. What you've done in this farcical "green" solution is moved the pollution off to somewhere else where you don't have to think about it. The closest you'll get to a 'green' disposal of a body is burial in plain pine boxes and or only a shroud (naked would be better but, well, you know how people are). This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims. No embalming, either.

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                People Soup? Just go to any public swimming pool . . . and don't ask about the seasonings! Serious Part: "Green" - does anyone care to take into account the pollution caused in the manufacture of the chemicals involved in the alkaline solution? There's energy. There's the by products. Just to start. What you've done in this farcical "green" solution is moved the pollution off to somewhere else where you don't have to think about it. The closest you'll get to a 'green' disposal of a body is burial in plain pine boxes and or only a shroud (naked would be better but, well, you know how people are). This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims. No embalming, either.

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                ZurdoDev
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                W∴ Balboos wrote:

                This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims.

                And serial killers. They are quite green in their disposal methods.

                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • L Lost User

                  [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

                  Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                  Duncan Edwards Jones
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                  No - have left my body to medical science as I do not anticipate that I will need it post my demise, and then it's naked* cremation when they are done**. * No box - not no clothes ** This may change with hospital best practice but is the current procedure.

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                  • Z ZurdoDev

                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                    This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims.

                    And serial killers. They are quite green in their disposal methods.

                    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    W Balboos GHB
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                    RyanDev wrote:

                    And serial killers.

                    I defer to you obvious experience in this matter.

                    Ravings en masse^

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    • L Lost User

                      [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

                      Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      So now, everyone can be buried as a murder victim. What will they think of next? </sarc>

                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                      • L Lost User

                        [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

                        Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                        Dan Neely
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                        **UGH** X| X| X| I forgot how much I loathed the vertically scrolling powerpoint style of page design since it largely went out of style over the last year or two.

                        Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                        • L Lost User

                          [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

                          Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                          Bassam Abdul Baki
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                          No soup for you! Next!

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                          • L Lost User

                            [Would you opt for this?](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/dissolving\_the\_dead) :omg:

                            Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                            megaadam
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                            Methinks this should go in the Soupbox! :suss:

                            ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                            • W W Balboos GHB

                              People Soup? Just go to any public swimming pool . . . and don't ask about the seasonings! Serious Part: "Green" - does anyone care to take into account the pollution caused in the manufacture of the chemicals involved in the alkaline solution? There's energy. There's the by products. Just to start. What you've done in this farcical "green" solution is moved the pollution off to somewhere else where you don't have to think about it. The closest you'll get to a 'green' disposal of a body is burial in plain pine boxes and or only a shroud (naked would be better but, well, you know how people are). This is currently practice by Jews and Muslims. No embalming, either.

                              Ravings en masse^

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              Foothill
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                              I would think that the 'greenest' solution would be to toss all of our dead into an active volcanoes such as Kilauea[^] in Hawaii or Erta Ale[^] in Ethiopia.

                              if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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                                A pleasure. When do you have time?

                                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                ZurdoDev
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                                I've got a feeling it may take you a while to dig a hole. ;)

                                There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                • Z ZurdoDev

                                  I've got a feeling it may take you a while to dig a hole. ;)

                                  There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Nope. Once upon a time I needed only split seconds to make a crater hole.

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                    Nope. Once upon a time I needed only split seconds to make a crater hole.

                                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                    ZurdoDev
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                                    CDP1802 wrote:

                                    I needed only split seconds to make a crater hole.

                                    Mexican food? :-D

                                    There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                      So now, everyone can be buried as a murder victim. What will they think of next? </sarc>

                                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                                      Lost User
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                                      It's only got to be a matter of time before someone tries it out on a live person.. X| :rose:

                                      Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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                                      • Z ZurdoDev

                                        CDP1802 wrote:

                                        I needed only split seconds to make a crater hole.

                                        Mexican food? :-D

                                        There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data. There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Explosives, but where is the difference. I trained using both in El Paso.

                                        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                        • F Foothill

                                          I would think that the 'greenest' solution would be to toss all of our dead into an active volcanoes such as Kilauea[^] in Hawaii or Erta Ale[^] in Ethiopia.

                                          if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016

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                                          Lost User
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                                          Once again, Monty Python is way ahead of us.. we thought it was comedy - it was prophecy! :) [Monty Python-Bring out your dead! - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs)

                                          Now is it bad enough that you let somebody else kick your butts without you trying to do it to each other? Now if we're all talking about the same man, and I think we are... it appears he's got a rather growing collection of our bikes.

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