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    OriginalGriff
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    If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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      jeron1
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      You do have a one track mind.

      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        Bassam Abdul Baki
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        I wouldn't give a toot.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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          megaadam
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          I love old train puns! They come high in my esteam.

          ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            That one rings a bell.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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              W Balboos GHB
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              What are your ties that lead you into your station as the conductor of this foolishness? Mutually assured destruction: _Do trains listen with engine ears?
              _

              Ravings en masse^

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              • J jeron1

                You do have a one track mind.

                "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                Ravi Bhavnani
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                He's loco! /ravi

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                  He's loco! /ravi

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                  jeron1
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                  Agreed, I think he got railroaded into posting this one.

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                    Ron Anders
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                    On a crazy train!

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                    • J jeron1

                      Agreed, I think he got railroaded into posting this one.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                      That's the ticket! /ravi

                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        That's the ticket! /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        jeron1
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                        That would be his ticket, to the next Vin Diesel movie.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                          littleGreenDude
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                          A pun like that deserves a kick in the caboose.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                            Daniel Pfeffer
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                            I've lost track :sigh:

                            If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                              Jeremy Falcon
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                              If I said I liked Ruby, would you too go off the Rails?

                              Jeremy Falcon

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                                I love old train puns! They come high in my esteam.

                                ... such stuff as dreams are made on

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                                Gary Wheeler
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                                :thumbsup: :laugh:

                                Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  If I said I liked Ruby, would you too go off the Rails?

                                  Jeremy Falcon

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  :laugh:

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                    MacSpudster
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                                    Leave it to you to invoke yer blastpipe to engineer such the bad order of a pun to drag us along in the day. Glossary of rail transport terms - Wikipedia[^]

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      If I give you a train pun, would you go off the rails?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                      BillWoodruff
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                                      No, I would look to see if your motives were, possibly, loco.

                                      «Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.» Miss Piggy

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