Is that all it takes...
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
:doh: X| :laugh:
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
That's mean. VB programmers are people too, you know.
cheers Chris Maunder
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That's mean. VB programmers are people too, you know.
cheers Chris Maunder
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That's mean. VB programmers are people too, you know.
cheers Chris Maunder
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Chris Maunder wrote:
VB programmers are people too, you know.
Indeed they are. I hope I didn't offend anyone by posting this. I apologize if I did.
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
I was originally going to post 'I wonder if VB programmers get it' but thought that would be mean. (Disclaimer: CodeProject was ASP / VBScript for 10 years so I'm allowed to be mean to VB(Script) devs)
cheers Chris Maunder
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I was originally going to post 'I wonder if VB programmers get it' but thought that would be mean. (Disclaimer: CodeProject was ASP / VBScript for 10 years so I'm allowed to be mean to VB(Script) devs)
cheers Chris Maunder
Hey! Some of us cut our teeth on VBA. Better show some respect (for the dark remnant of scripts laid to rest on the pile of s**t we wish we had never known). :laugh:
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); } Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
I got this one: Reddit image[^]
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's mean. VB programmers are people too, you know.
cheers Chris Maunder
True, but would you want your daughter to marry one? Will Rogers never met me.
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True, but would you want your daughter to marry one? Will Rogers never met me.
Once again, you live up to your signature. But I'm going to have to ask you to stop wearing it out, I plan on using it as the epitaph on my tombstone! ;)
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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I was originally going to post 'I wonder if VB programmers get it' but thought that would be mean. (Disclaimer: CodeProject was ASP / VBScript for 10 years so I'm allowed to be mean to VB(Script) devs)
cheers Chris Maunder
Chris Maunder wrote:
CodeProject was ASP / VBScript for 10 years
Wasn't there some C++ thrown in as well, or am I imagining things?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
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..to get a handicap sticker?
On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright
We did a coproject with a Korean team. If you asked one of those Koreans about his age, he had to think a lot before answering: First, they go by a lunar calendar, 12 moons being shorter than 365.24 days. Second, they count years from base 1. Your first 12 moons, you are 1 year old, the next 12 moons, you are two years, and so on. I don't know whether they count years this way all over South Korea; it could be just in one subculture (but I got the impression that everbody on this Korean team agreed). Sometimes, in a Western culture, you hear people not wanting to admit how young they were, say things like "I had my first lover in my thirteeth year", hoping that the audience will interpret it as "when I was thirteen years old". Usually they do; zero based age is firmly established in most Western cultures.
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Chris Maunder wrote:
CodeProject was ASP / VBScript for 10 years
Wasn't there some C++ thrown in as well, or am I imagining things?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer
We don't talk about that anymore. We've had a lot of therapy since that period and we're all very centred and confortable with who we are and the things we had to do.
cheers Chris Maunder
