if you can't afford a local gypsy ?
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family-safe: [^].
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
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family-safe: [^].
«Differences between Big-Endians, who broke eggs at the larger end, and Little-Endians gave rise to six rebellions: one Emperor lost his life, another his crown. The Lilliputian religion says an egg should be broken on the convenient end, which is now interpreted by the Lilliputians as the smaller end. Big-Endians gained favor in Blefuscu.» J. Swift, 'Gulliver's Travels,' 1726CE
Confirming my desire to never ever own a dog.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Confirming my desire to never ever own a dog.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
It's not compulsory to dress them up in stupid costumes and treat them like Barbie dolls. They can be very good company - if a bit on the smelly side - it's just that they will put up with nearly anything the pack leader - you - decide to do, unlike cats who rule with an iron paw in a furry glove and put up with sod all.
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It's not compulsory to dress them up in stupid costumes and treat them like Barbie dolls. They can be very good company - if a bit on the smelly side - it's just that they will put up with nearly anything the pack leader - you - decide to do, unlike cats who rule with an iron paw in a furry glove and put up with sod all.
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You can't fool me. With you guys, it's always the same. In times of a food crisis, which one is easier to lure within reach and can be made into more and better bacon. [edit] That may or may not include the local gypsy. [/edit]
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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It's not compulsory to dress them up in stupid costumes and treat them like Barbie dolls. They can be very good company - if a bit on the smelly side - it's just that they will put up with nearly anything the pack leader - you - decide to do, unlike cats who rule with an iron paw in a furry glove and put up with sod all.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
unlike cats
Are you going to get it when you come home... :-)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
unlike cats
Are you going to get it when you come home... :-)
You do realize my daily commute is around 6 meters? :laugh:
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You do realize my daily commute is around 6 meters? :laugh:
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What do they measure???
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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What do they measure???
#SupportHeForShe Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Footsteps and spelling ability!
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You do realize my daily commute is around 6 meters? :laugh:
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No, I did not know that. Still, you should thank your creator that the litlle local diety has not read your heretic posts yet. :-)
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No, I did not know that. Still, you should thank your creator that the litlle local diety has not read your heretic posts yet. :-)
Oh, he knows who is the boss, and that it's him. As long as I supply the drying materials, the Dreamies cat biscuits, the ankles to sleep between (and he gets quite stroppy if I wriggle too much), clean the litter trays, and Herself continues to dish up the Whiskas, Felix, and Sheba on time he's happy.
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