Regular Expressions are like surgical scalpels

[PIEBALDconsult]

Perl is like a three-year-old. Regular Expressions in the hands of Perl is like a surgical scalpel in the hands of a three-year-old.

[Maximilien]

Regular Expressions in the hands of Perl is like a surgical scalpel in the hands of a three-year-old trying to defuse a nuclear bomb

I'd rather be phishing!

[Jon McKee]

I think of Perl like I think of C++. It gives you all the tools you need to shoot yourself in the foot but those same tools can accomplish things many other languages simply can not.

[Johnny J]

I'm sorry! I didn't see your text message before this morning! [I replied directly of course!](https://pics.astrologymemes.com/random-randomness-memes-fb-just-got-your-text-from-last-night-29240428.png) :rolleyes: You OK? :~

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