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    Member 12415033
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    Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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      Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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      glennPattonPub
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      Hmmm, listen to a drinking buddy for the translation? Sounds like it!

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        Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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        I told my Latin teacher to "Futue te ipsum!" which was not even close what I was trying to say! :-O (Latin was not my best subject)

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          Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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          Foreign language? Sorry I speak English so you'll need to explain to me what a "foreign language" is and why anyone would want to speak it.

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            I told my Latin teacher to "Futue te ipsum!" which was not even close what I was trying to say! :-O (Latin was not my best subject)

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            PeejayAdams
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            Hmmm, sounds like it was exactly what you intended to say!

            98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.

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              Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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              I once asked a Spanish waiter for the "gay boy", instead of the bill.

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                Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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                I avoid the issue altogether by refusing to learn a 2nd language. Because 'murrica.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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                  I told a french bakery not to 'fuck the bread'. Tranché, to slice, Tronché, the fuck. :)

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                    Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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                    In Spanish, the word for left-handed and the word for deaf are very similar. I used to purposely misuse them and say things like, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm left-handed." I think I was the only one who found it humorous. :-D

                    Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it. Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.

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                      I avoid the issue altogether by refusing to learn a 2nd language. Because 'murrica.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                      -----
                      When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      In my experience, even English is a foreign language for many Americans (and I don't mean the immigrants).

                      Ad astra - both ways!

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                        Foreign language? Sorry I speak English so you'll need to explain to me what a "foreign language" is and why anyone would want to speak it.

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                        Nish Nishant
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                        Isn't British English considered a foreign language? :rolleyes:

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                          Isn't British English considered a foreign language? :rolleyes:

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                          In Liverpool maybe.

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                            Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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                            Member 12415033 wrote:

                            What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language?

                            Speaking the "k" in "I don't know". Best overheard mistake; "Platzen Sie" (German, take a seat/explode)

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                              In Liverpool maybe.

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                              Nish Nishant
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                              :laugh:

                              Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                Isn't British English considered a foreign language? :rolleyes:

                                Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                My English tutor always said that British is the only form of English, and that American was an "accident, not a language" :D

                                Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                  My English tutor always said that British is the only form of English, and that American was an "accident, not a language" :D

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                  Nish Nishant
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                                  Ask him why programming languages use American spelling then? :-D

                                  Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                    Just curious. What is the worst mistake you've made while speaking a foreign language? I am male and told someone in Spanish that I was pregnant. (It is easy to do. Don't condemn me.) I also asked a waitress if she was lactating.

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                                    Do not worry, some high paid marketers are no better than you[^]

                                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                                      Ask him why programming languages use American spelling then? :-D

                                      Nish Nishant Consultant Software Architect Ganymede Software Solutions LLC www.ganymedesoftwaresolutions.com

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                                      You are to learn the language, not the accident - even if the entire world does it wrong, that's not an excuse. One of her favorite remarks is "no buts, or I'll kick yours". So no, not taking that risk :D

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                        In my experience, even English is a foreign language for many Americans (and I don't mean the immigrants).

                                        Ad astra - both ways!

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                                        Nish Nishant
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                                        You must mean people who only speak one language but speak it with expected 2nd language fluency? :-D

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                                        • M Munchies_Matt

                                          I told a french bakery not to 'fuck the bread'. Tranché, to slice, Tronché, the fuck. :)

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                                          Munchies_Matt wrote:

                                          I told a french bakery not to 'f*** the bread'.

                                          Which is always a useful reminder. You know, french...

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