Too expensive...

GKP1992

Partially eaten fruit taught us that "things" can be unreasonably expensive :-D.

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CodeWraith

You have a partially eaten fruit that works as a teacher?

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CodeWraith

Would that not automatically make them natural allies of the Romulans?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

OriginalGriff

Not necessarily, the Romulans and Klingons have worked together before, particularly during the Dominion War, when they were part of the Alliance against the Cardassian / Alpha Jem'hadar forces.

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OriginalGriff

Several of my school teachers could have been replaced with fruit to no noticeable effect. A Kumquat for example would probably have done a better job than my 2nd & 3rd year History teacher, though a Mango would probably have been too distracting.

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GKP1992

I laughed way too hard on this.

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CodeWraith

Play a round of BotF[^], best with five players. But better don't let me play my evil game as a Romulan. :-)

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OriginalGriff

:sigh: Unplayable on Win 10 - it's just tooo slow and clunky. Pity, that was one of my favourites on Win7.

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CodeWraith

One of my teachers was from Texas and kept on talking about his time in the Navy. A sea cucumber, presumably.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

CodeWraith

At least the Romulans became really popular as soon as the first Borg cube appeared and they had a squadron of Warbirds ready. 36 little Klingon scouts (= four squadrons) also did the job if they already had cloaking devices.

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Lost User

If you wanna save money buy a furby, roll it into a ball (body over the mouth/eyes), pull off the ears and sew it up... or just put a vibrator mini personal massager into a fluffy slipper.

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W Balboos GHB

They're actually only about E2,99. The rest is the VAT.

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CodeWraith

Sounds correct, without having done any math yet.

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ZurdoDev

I saw "Star Trek", so anything over a negative dollar amount is too expensive. X|

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OriginalGriff

One squad of Ferengi veteran Marauders (D'Kora-class) will take out a Borg cube as well. And latinum is rarely a problem to buy them with! :laugh:

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DRHuff

Well that is the trouble with them...

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CodeWraith

That's ok. As far as I know you just are not nerdy enough for that. But I have heard that a Disney fairy tale about space wizards against space nazis is desperately looking for an audience. How about that one? (And get me one of those tribbles. I think he is a Klingon agent)

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CodeWraith

OriginalGriff wrote:

And latinum is rarely a problem to buy them with!

Thank you. The Tal Shiar will send some operatives to take care of that. Who do you want to have framed? The Federation? The Klingons?

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Marc Clifton

> By supply and demand... I suspect both are in short order. ;)

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