Weakly Story
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Mr. Cooper assigned English homework to his 5th grade students: A rough draft Title and opening sentence for a story. The next day reading through them while students worked on other materials, he came across Cyndi's work, reading: Gone with the Wind | Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. He called Cyndi over and talked with her about original writing vs. plagiarism of a story; she understood and turned in another draft title & opening line: The Tempest | Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. Mr. Cooper again called Cyndi and noted that, while the title and opening line are unconnected, they are still from existing stories, so she tried one more time: The Antics of Coccyx Conjoined Felines | 2 X 2**,** 4391.23 X square root(3423321) Quite perplexed yet amazed, Mr. Cooper asked Cyndi to expound on what the title and opening line meant. Cyndi replied, "The Tail of Two Kitties | It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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Mr. Cooper assigned English homework to his 5th grade students: A rough draft Title and opening sentence for a story. The next day reading through them while students worked on other materials, he came across Cyndi's work, reading: Gone with the Wind | Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. He called Cyndi over and talked with her about original writing vs. plagiarism of a story; she understood and turned in another draft title & opening line: The Tempest | Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. Mr. Cooper again called Cyndi and noted that, while the title and opening line are unconnected, they are still from existing stories, so she tried one more time: The Antics of Coccyx Conjoined Felines | 2 X 2**,** 4391.23 X square root(3423321) Quite perplexed yet amazed, Mr. Cooper asked Cyndi to expound on what the title and opening line meant. Cyndi replied, "The Tail of Two Kitties | It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
I do not get it. :-O
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Mr. Cooper assigned English homework to his 5th grade students: A rough draft Title and opening sentence for a story. The next day reading through them while students worked on other materials, he came across Cyndi's work, reading: Gone with the Wind | Scarlett O’Hara was not beautiful, but men seldom realized it when caught by her charm as the Tarleton twins were. He called Cyndi over and talked with her about original writing vs. plagiarism of a story; she understood and turned in another draft title & opening line: The Tempest | Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. Mr. Cooper again called Cyndi and noted that, while the title and opening line are unconnected, they are still from existing stories, so she tried one more time: The Antics of Coccyx Conjoined Felines | 2 X 2**,** 4391.23 X square root(3423321) Quite perplexed yet amazed, Mr. Cooper asked Cyndi to expound on what the title and opening line meant. Cyndi replied, "The Tail of Two Kitties | It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
Until the end, I was sure it belonged in Q&A.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Until the end, I was sure it belonged in Q&A.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
We fired the dude... :laugh:
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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I do not get it. :-O
Refresh your browser window... :laugh:
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff