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  • M MacSpudster

    If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

    The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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    DRHuff
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    That would be gross. Waaay more than gross actually.

    Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)

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    • M MacSpudster

      If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

      The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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      Forogar
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      Well... It depends on if they are coloured forks or if they are "Modern" and touch activated forks which, of course, is very important if you plan on using forks in your smartphone environment. iForks will soon be available for IOS devices.

      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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      • M MacSpudster

        If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

        The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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        Mike Hankey
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        #4

        Ask a woodchuck if a woodchuck could...

        I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart I forgot where I was going with this but I do know I love bacon!

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        • F Forogar

          Well... It depends on if they are coloured forks or if they are "Modern" and touch activated forks which, of course, is very important if you plan on using forks in your smartphone environment. iForks will soon be available for IOS devices.

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          MacSpudster
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          #5

          Indeed, of the price one pays for the iPhone, "iFork" over $$ came about at the same time the orig iPhone did... and now iFork over 2x times that these days... X|

          The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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          • M MacSpudster

            If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

            The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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            Jacquers
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            It would lift at least one other forklift [click](http://pcm.verticals.s3-website-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/c/Australian-Forklift-Training-234728/images/Forklift-safety-Lifting-people-on-a-pallet-or-the-fork-arms-655645-l.jpg)

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            • M MacSpudster

              If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

              The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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              OriginalGriff
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              Forkin' loads.

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              • M MacSpudster

                If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

                The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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                W Balboos GHB
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                Whatever the number, it would really be forked up. A real forking shame, that.* * UK Syntax

                Ravings en masse^

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                • J Jacquers

                  It would lift at least one other forklift [click](http://pcm.verticals.s3-website-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/c/Australian-Forklift-Training-234728/images/Forklift-safety-Lifting-people-on-a-pallet-or-the-fork-arms-655645-l.jpg)

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  I see your forklifts and raise you cranes[^]

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  • M MacSpudster

                    If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

                    The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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                    Joan M
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                    I'll send you my doctor's bill... I've broken my tongue... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                    https://www.robotecnik.com freelance robots, PLC and CNC programmer.

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                    • M MacSpudster

                      If a Forklift could lift forks, how many forks would a forklift lift?

                      The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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                      CPallini
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                      Firth of fifth, I suppose.

                      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                      • J Jorgen Andersson

                        I see your forklifts and raise you cranes[^]

                        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                        MacSpudster
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                        Indeed, the crane seems key; just don't get cranekey about accepting defeat.

                        The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff

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