Thought of the Weak
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"Steer Left To Go Right"
I agree, it's best to avoid bulls :-\
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Just remember to keep the car's blinker fluid reservoir topped up - I know you can't buy it for BMW's, but ...
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Any day when you feel your job is pointless, life is futile, and you are getting nothing useful done: just remember, there is a man in Germany who for his entire working life has been - and will continue until he retires - fitting indicator blinkers to BMWs.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Right is up, left is down, Which directs our paths about. 'Tis the car's blinker! You frown... You agree in this, no doubt. As we navigate the town.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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Just remember: Lefty, loosey. Righty, tighty. :-D
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
That is of course unless you are a crew member of a Chieftain Tank (where the road wheels each side had it's own (right / left thread). Forwards to tighten, backwards to loosen... :laugh:
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Right is up, left is down, Which directs our paths about. 'Tis the car's blinker! You frown... You agree in this, no doubt. As we navigate the town.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
They used to make sure we knew our hand signals, as well, when talking a road test to get a drivers license. The don't anymore. The comments on modern hand signals I could use as a followup are rather obvious.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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What gives you the right to make puns with nothing left for us?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
Indeed, I just plow straight into puns at will, not even blinking an eye.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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Right is up, left is down, Which directs our paths about. 'Tis the car's blinker! You frown... You agree in this, no doubt. As we navigate the town.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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Right is up, left is down, Which directs our paths about. 'Tis the car's blinker! You frown... You agree in this, no doubt. As we navigate the town.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
"The enemy's gate is down." - Ender Wiggin
Software Zen:
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Any day when you feel your job is pointless, life is futile, and you are getting nothing useful done: just remember, there is a man in Germany who for his entire working life has been - and will continue until he retires - fitting indicator blinkers to BMWs.
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640 Never throw anything away, Griff Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay... AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
Yup, cuz "shes" then test the blinkers, and high beams, and horn. Can't forget testing the horn.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
