Thought of the Weak
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Valentine's Day - A 'Heart Attack' where pain is primarily felt in the wallet, and the paycheck initiates rigor morti$.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
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Valentine's Day - A 'Heart Attack' where pain is primarily felt in the wallet, and the paycheck initiates rigor morti$.
The best way to improve Windows is run it on a Mac. The best way to bring a Mac to its knees is to run Windows on it. ~ my brother Jeff
don't worry, one day you will grow old and 1. have "trouble remembering dates" 2. have plenty of old stories of when 'she wasn't happy with what you got' so you're taking the safe option 3. not really give a shit because it's only retail hype 4. have a backache (women have headaches, men have backaches - because we do proper hard work.) anyway if the above doesn't fully wash you can make up for it later ... when prices of respective gifts are more sane and/or restaurants aren't jammed up with long waiting queue's...
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don't worry, one day you will grow old and 1. have "trouble remembering dates" 2. have plenty of old stories of when 'she wasn't happy with what you got' so you're taking the safe option 3. not really give a shit because it's only retail hype 4. have a backache (women have headaches, men have backaches - because we do proper hard work.) anyway if the above doesn't fully wash you can make up for it later ... when prices of respective gifts are more sane and/or restaurants aren't jammed up with long waiting queue's...
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Or plan ahead: buy it on the 15th and give it to her next year* ... * Note that this is unlikely to work with Roses.
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don't worry, one day you will grow old and 1. have "trouble remembering dates" 2. have plenty of old stories of when 'she wasn't happy with what you got' so you're taking the safe option 3. not really give a shit because it's only retail hype 4. have a backache (women have headaches, men have backaches - because we do proper hard work.) anyway if the above doesn't fully wash you can make up for it later ... when prices of respective gifts are more sane and/or restaurants aren't jammed up with long waiting queue's...
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Lopatir wrote:
women have headaches, men have backaches - because we do proper hard work.
Hey - they'd argue that they use if for 'hard work', too . . . KSS unless you explain it to them . . .
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
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