Dangerous foods

CodeWraith

That must be because they all rattled for the last time when they were thrown into a stew pot.

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

CodeWraith

Not even land whales?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

dandy72

Lopatir wrote:

one of the instructions says "do not leave microwave unattended while cooking" umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product??

Sounds like it's not their food they're not trusting, but rather your microwave oven.

CHill60

Lovely things. They come in two sizes too! Many a Uni dinner came out of one of these tins .. and then the tin was repurposed as an ash tray - early up-cycling :laugh:

Mike Hankey

On a similar note, there should be transparent toilet seats so that when you give your cat a bath you can watch and make sure that's it's done. Instructions to wash cat 1. Lift lid add soap 2. Add cat close lid 3. Wait a few minutes while cat thrashes around 4. Flush as many times as needed until cat is reasonably rinsed off. 6. Stand clear and open lid

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den2k88

I *love* that YT channel!

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CodeWraith

Which one? Grandpa's field rations or the rattlesnakes?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

Slacker007

Brilliant. Will have to try this one for sure. :thumbsup:

Lost User

even less I wanna be near it if something happens

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den2k88

Ancient field rations :D

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CodeWraith

so what have you tried lately?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

den2k88

My mother's cooking. :~:~ The only worst cooking I ever knew is my grandmother's... on the other branch of the family. But my mother routinely cooks stuuf that expired years ago. Record: pizza with self-raising flour expired 15 years before. It was hard as a diamond.

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CodeWraith

Where does she keep that stuff hidden away?

I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

David ONeil

Mike Hankey wrote:

6. Stand clear...

The most important part of the instructions.

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Why did I immediately love that reply?* * And where's the cat. I want him to see this.

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Mike Hankey

Yeah cause you know he's gonna come out looking for your ass!

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den2k88

Gallifrey. I think.

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Sander Rossel

Lopatir wrote:

umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product??

I think they just don't trust your microwave ;) I can't blame them, my microwave makes me burn my hands on the plate while the food is still frozen solid :~

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