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  • D den2k88

    I *love* that YT channel!

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    CodeWraith
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    Which one? Grandpa's field rations or the rattlesnakes?

    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      On a similar note, there should be transparent toilet seats so that when you give your cat a bath you can watch and make sure that's it's done. Instructions to wash cat 1. Lift lid add soap 2. Add cat close lid 3. Wait a few minutes while cat thrashes around 4. Flush as many times as needed until cat is reasonably rinsed off. 6. Stand clear and open lid

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      Slacker007
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      Brilliant. Will have to try this one for sure. :thumbsup:

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      • D dandy72

        Lopatir wrote:

        one of the instructions says "do not leave microwave unattended while cooking" umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product??

        Sounds like it's not their food they're not trusting, but rather your microwave oven.

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        Lost User
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        even less I wanna be near it if something happens

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        • C CodeWraith

          Which one? Grandpa's field rations or the rattlesnakes?

          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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          Ancient field rations :D

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          • D den2k88

            Ancient field rations :D

            GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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            CodeWraith
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            so what have you tried lately?

            I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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            • C CodeWraith

              so what have you tried lately?

              I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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              den2k88
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              My mother's cooking. :~:~ The only worst cooking I ever knew is my grandmother's... on the other branch of the family. But my mother routinely cooks stuuf that expired years ago. Record: pizza with self-raising flour expired 15 years before. It was hard as a diamond.

              GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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              • D den2k88

                My mother's cooking. :~:~ The only worst cooking I ever knew is my grandmother's... on the other branch of the family. But my mother routinely cooks stuuf that expired years ago. Record: pizza with self-raising flour expired 15 years before. It was hard as a diamond.

                GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                Where does she keep that stuff hidden away?

                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  On a similar note, there should be transparent toilet seats so that when you give your cat a bath you can watch and make sure that's it's done. Instructions to wash cat 1. Lift lid add soap 2. Add cat close lid 3. Wait a few minutes while cat thrashes around 4. Flush as many times as needed until cat is reasonably rinsed off. 6. Stand clear and open lid

                  Got my site back up after my time in the woods! JaxCoder.com

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                  David ONeil
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                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  6. Stand clear...

                  The most important part of the instructions.

                  The forgotten roots of science | C++ Programming | DWinLib

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                  • M Marc Clifton

                    Lopatir wrote:

                    still gonna cook that puppy but for sure not hanging around to watch.

                    If you're going to cook a puppy, isn't the point to watch? X|

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                    Why did I immediately love that reply?* * And where's the cat.  I want him to see this.

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                    • D David ONeil

                      Mike Hankey wrote:

                      6. Stand clear...

                      The most important part of the instructions.

                      The forgotten roots of science | C++ Programming | DWinLib

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                      Mike Hankey
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                      Yeah cause you know he's gonna come out looking for your ass!

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                      • C CodeWraith

                        Where does she keep that stuff hidden away?

                        I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                        den2k88
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                        Gallifrey. I think.

                        GCS d--(d+) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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                        • L Lost User

                          Lazy day, so dinner = heating up a pie in the microwave (yeah I know, bogan!) anyhoo reading the instructions, open 1 end of packet, cook for 3 1/2 min (I do it 2 mins then flip it for the rest) ... one of the instructions says "do not leave microwave unattended while cooking" umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product?? and even more incase something happens I should be standing near the microwave (perhaps they prefer closely looking in the window) sorry, still gonna cook that puppy but for sure not hanging around to watch.

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                          Lopatir wrote:

                          umm, are they suggesting something bad may happen with their product??

                          I think they just don't trust your microwave ;) I can't blame them, my microwave makes me burn my hands on the plate while the food is still frozen solid :~

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