Funny product reviews..
-
Hilarious amazon.com product reviews... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-0910079-3052102[^] --------------------------------------------------
-
Hilarious amazon.com product reviews... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-0910079-3052102[^] --------------------------------------------------
Oh my - some of them are real classics! Review of The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World by Richard P. Lindsay. "Trying to shield our children from the pervasive obscenity of modern culture is a more-or-less full-time job as any parent knows. Thank goodness therefore for this sensitive and helpful guide to responsible parenting. Sometimes the old ways are best: when my own dad caught me smoking when I was a teenager, he sat me down at the kitchen table and I wasn't allowed to get up until I had finished the entire packet. That worked, after a fashion. I tried a similar approach with my own son Jonathan when I recently found a stash of porn videos in his room. I believe he found the 9 hour marathon viewing as uncomfortable as I did, and I have high hopes of weaning him of this filth." Review of Handbook of Meat Product Technology by Michael D. Ranken, Blackwell Science Inc. An admirably thorough guide to the tools of the production-line meat processing trade. The superb colour photographs particularly made it a perfect gift for my 15 year old daughter who is showing alarming signs of not becoming vegetarian. This next review should be read with the first one in this post, even though they were written in reverse chronological order by the author. See if you can spot why it is so funny! Review of If I Quit Smoking, You Can Too by Eddy Wayne. I tried everything: patches, gum, cold turkey - you name it, I tried it, and still I smoked like a [chimney]. But this book helped me kick the habit and beat the craving. It was 5 years ago last April that I had my last death stick and I have never felt better. No more hacking cough, no stinking of foul smoke and no more shelling out crazy money just to then literally send it up in smoke. This was the best money I have ever spent. There is also no truth in the rumour that Eddy's back on the tabs. Review of God, Why Did Dad Lose His Job? by Katherine Marko. A truly wonderful guide which has enabled me to explain my recent sacking for vandalising company property to my children in terms of a minor act of redemption. First rate. Review of Suing Government: Citizen Remedies for Official Wrongs by Peter H. Schuck An excellent book on the subject and an invaluable guide for my brother George who is currently taking the governor of his prison to court for failing to "permit and fund" some cosmetic sugery he feels he needs. Review of Liberating the Adult Within
-
Oh my - some of them are real classics! Review of The War to Save Our Kids: Raising G-rated Kids in an X-rated World by Richard P. Lindsay. "Trying to shield our children from the pervasive obscenity of modern culture is a more-or-less full-time job as any parent knows. Thank goodness therefore for this sensitive and helpful guide to responsible parenting. Sometimes the old ways are best: when my own dad caught me smoking when I was a teenager, he sat me down at the kitchen table and I wasn't allowed to get up until I had finished the entire packet. That worked, after a fashion. I tried a similar approach with my own son Jonathan when I recently found a stash of porn videos in his room. I believe he found the 9 hour marathon viewing as uncomfortable as I did, and I have high hopes of weaning him of this filth." Review of Handbook of Meat Product Technology by Michael D. Ranken, Blackwell Science Inc. An admirably thorough guide to the tools of the production-line meat processing trade. The superb colour photographs particularly made it a perfect gift for my 15 year old daughter who is showing alarming signs of not becoming vegetarian. This next review should be read with the first one in this post, even though they were written in reverse chronological order by the author. See if you can spot why it is so funny! Review of If I Quit Smoking, You Can Too by Eddy Wayne. I tried everything: patches, gum, cold turkey - you name it, I tried it, and still I smoked like a [chimney]. But this book helped me kick the habit and beat the craving. It was 5 years ago last April that I had my last death stick and I have never felt better. No more hacking cough, no stinking of foul smoke and no more shelling out crazy money just to then literally send it up in smoke. This was the best money I have ever spent. There is also no truth in the rumour that Eddy's back on the tabs. Review of God, Why Did Dad Lose His Job? by Katherine Marko. A truly wonderful guide which has enabled me to explain my recent sacking for vandalising company property to my children in terms of a minor act of redemption. First rate. Review of Suing Government: Citizen Remedies for Official Wrongs by Peter H. Schuck An excellent book on the subject and an invaluable guide for my brother George who is currently taking the governor of his prison to court for failing to "permit and fund" some cosmetic sugery he feels he needs. Review of Liberating the Adult Within
This guy is brilliant!:laugh::laugh: Taxidermy, a Complete Manual by John C. Metcalf "A fantastic guide to a lost art, and one which has greatly assisted me in the difficult task of reassembling my dearly departed spaniel Barry. First rate." "Please don't put cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light" - Sign in a Bullhead City, AZ Restroom
-
This guy is brilliant!:laugh::laugh: Taxidermy, a Complete Manual by John C. Metcalf "A fantastic guide to a lost art, and one which has greatly assisted me in the difficult task of reassembling my dearly departed spaniel Barry. First rate." "Please don't put cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light" - Sign in a Bullhead City, AZ Restroom
"Fetch, Barry!" Oh wait a mo, why isn't he moving? :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
-
Hilarious amazon.com product reviews... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/AA9IP6AYACFK5/102-0910079-3052102[^] --------------------------------------------------
The Maltese : Diminutive Aristocrat[^] "A first rate guide to this extraordinary breed. The book deals with all aspects of ownership and care with admirable thoroughness it even gives tips on how to spot when your dog is liquefying into a pool of itself." Brilliant! :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In