Vanity
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I've finally given in and uploaded a pic of myself to my profile page. First time I've ever posted a photo of myself on-line, I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there. But I think I can trust you lot. ;P Not easy, balancing the camera in one hand with 0.5 second shutter speed (don't want redeye you see... :omg: So, I want you all to visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look. :cool: Never know, I might even take the plunge and submit an article one of these days... :) John www.silveronion.com[^]
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I've finally given in and uploaded a pic of myself to my profile page. First time I've ever posted a photo of myself on-line, I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there. But I think I can trust you lot. ;P Not easy, balancing the camera in one hand with 0.5 second shutter speed (don't want redeye you see... :omg: So, I want you all to visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look. :cool: Never know, I might even take the plunge and submit an article one of these days... :) John www.silveronion.com[^]
John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
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John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
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John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
David Wulff wrote: dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. I can only think of one person who can do all three at once. And your quite good at it.
"If you just say porn then you get all manner of chaff and low grade stuff."
- Paul Watson, Lounge 25 Mar 03
"If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?"
- Anon
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John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
:laugh::laugh::laugh: David Wulff wrote: do dangerous things to animals Is cow tipping considered dangerous? David Wulff wrote: drink too much I concur.:-D David Wulff wrote: wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^] Wow, I must be behind the times, I have to get one of those.;P "You're mom is nice. Mind if I go out with her?" - Jörgen Sigvardsson
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I've finally given in and uploaded a pic of myself to my profile page. First time I've ever posted a photo of myself on-line, I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there. But I think I can trust you lot. ;P Not easy, balancing the camera in one hand with 0.5 second shutter speed (don't want redeye you see... :omg: So, I want you all to visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look. :cool: Never know, I might even take the plunge and submit an article one of these days... :) John www.silveronion.com[^]
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:laugh::laugh::laugh: David Wulff wrote: do dangerous things to animals Is cow tipping considered dangerous? David Wulff wrote: drink too much I concur.:-D David Wulff wrote: wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^] Wow, I must be behind the times, I have to get one of those.;P "You're mom is nice. Mind if I go out with her?" - Jörgen Sigvardsson
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I've finally given in and uploaded a pic of myself to my profile page. First time I've ever posted a photo of myself on-line, I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there. But I think I can trust you lot. ;P Not easy, balancing the camera in one hand with 0.5 second shutter speed (don't want redeye you see... :omg: So, I want you all to visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look. :cool: Never know, I might even take the plunge and submit an article one of these days... :) John www.silveronion.com[^]
My profile pic was taken on day 6 of my Vegas trip; so if it looks like I've fallen off and been run over by the wagon, it's because I have. :) Neil Van Eps
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David Wulff wrote: latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. I was just doing the hoovering, all right! :~
Don't worry - we believe you. ;) ...and pigs in bondage suits fly regularly from Heathrow. ;P Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
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John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
Psssst. David. :suss: Can I borrow your battle axe? My sword is in the shop being sharpened... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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John Honan wrote: I've always been wary of it before; you know, with all these mad axe-murderers out there Axe-murderers should be the least of your problems with the bunch of people we've got here. There are guys who do dangerous things to animals, drink too much, and wear latex suits with Kryten [^] issue groin attachments[^]. Sometimes all at once. John Honan wrote: visit my profile and tell me how beautiful I look Oh John never have thou set mine eyes upon a face so full of springtime roses. Okay, so maybe Shakespeare wasn't my better subject. :~
David Wulff
"A life lived in fear", is a life half lived
Hey, I invented the Latex Appendage Suit back in 1995. I can demonstrate prior art, so these guys are gonna get a lap full of law suit. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
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Hey, I invented the Latex Appendage Suit back in 1995. I can demonstrate prior art, so these guys are gonna get a lap full of law suit. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends
I doubt it would matter anyway because Kryton was a character created in the UK (and publically funded by us all so who would you try and sue). Still though, was it really '95 when Red Dwarf came out? It seems like decades ago!
David Wulff
A life lived in fear, is a life half lived
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Psssst. David. :suss: Can I borrow your battle axe? My sword is in the shop being sharpened... Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Don't joke - I almost did buy a nine foot battle axe in the not too distant past. :eek:
David Wulff
A life lived in fear, is a life half lived
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Don't joke - I almost did buy a nine foot battle axe in the not too distant past. :eek:
David Wulff
A life lived in fear, is a life half lived
David Wulff wrote: Don't joke - I almost did buy a nine foot battle axe in the not too distant past. Do you have any idea how many meetings I've been in where I really needed one of those? :-D Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
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David Wulff wrote: Don't joke - I almost did buy a nine foot battle axe in the not too distant past. Do you have any idea how many meetings I've been in where I really needed one of those? :-D Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)
Me too! I once brought a (blunted) longsword into the building after the model shop offered to fix a problem on the hilt for me. During the morning I left it on a desk in the office and you should have seen the worried expression on the boss's face when he saw it! It was priceless. :laugh: Anna :rose: Homepage | My life in tears "Be yourself - not what others think you should be" - Marcia Graesch "Anna's just a sexy-looking lesbian tart" - A friend, trying to wind me up. It didn't work. Trouble with resource IDs? Try the Resource ID Organiser Visual C++ Add-In
