Thought of the Day

[OriginalGriff]

Do cat employers give you purrformance reviews? (Early today, got to take herself to the doctor and don't know when I'll be back).

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[Daniel Pfeffer]

And if you fail - you get scratched!

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[dan sh]

Yes but they are rarely pawsitive.

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[megaadam]

You have to check the claws for that in your contract.

"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"

[Lost User]

ah, so you know a bit about their hiss-tory then?

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

Those are a waste. Ever heard anyone tell you meow you money.

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[Mike Hankey]

...or CAT scans?

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[Alberto Escobar Jimenez]

To eork for them you'll have to brush up your keyboard ninja for there will be no mouses/mice around the office! :-D

[W Balboos GHB]

Fur all I know, of claws they do.

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[Gary Wheeler]

The phrase "cat employer" is an oxymoron. The term employer implies that the cat would pay you, which is obviously a ludicrous notion. Cats have clients who pay for their services.

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[DRHuff]

Cats don’t care. Even if you fire them they always land on their feet.

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