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    Jorgen Andersson
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    So they released the winners of the Nobel prize in literature today. As usual I haven't a clue who they are. And it's probably about as good as usual. So allow me to introduce my suggestion for best literature instead :-\ :

    BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
    open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
    write it, print the hex while each watches,
    reverse its length, write again;
    kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
    unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
    sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
    kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
    values aside, each one;
    die sheep! die to reverse the system
    you accept (reject, respect);
    next step,
    kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
    wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
    do it ("as they say").
    do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
    return last victim; package body;
    exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
    select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
    AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
    wait, wait until time;
    wait until next year, next decade;
    sleep, sleep, die yourself,
    die at last

    No, I don't have a clue who wrote it originally.

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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      So they released the winners of the Nobel prize in literature today. As usual I haven't a clue who they are. And it's probably about as good as usual. So allow me to introduce my suggestion for best literature instead :-\ :

      BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
      open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
      write it, print the hex while each watches,
      reverse its length, write again;
      kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
      unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
      sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
      kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
      values aside, each one;
      die sheep! die to reverse the system
      you accept (reject, respect);
      next step,
      kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
      wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
      do it ("as they say").
      do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
      return last victim; package body;
      exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
      select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
      AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
      wait, wait until time;
      wait until next year, next decade;
      sleep, sleep, die yourself,
      die at last

      No, I don't have a clue who wrote it originally.

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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      RickZeeland
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      It seems everybody is so impressed that they forget to react. Even Griff will be weeping after reading:

      Quote:

      kill the "sheep"

      :-\

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        So they released the winners of the Nobel prize in literature today. As usual I haven't a clue who they are. And it's probably about as good as usual. So allow me to introduce my suggestion for best literature instead :-\ :

        BEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time.
        open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);
        write it, print the hex while each watches,
        reverse its length, write again;
        kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them.
        unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),
        sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep");
        kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities,
        values aside, each one;
        die sheep! die to reverse the system
        you accept (reject, respect);
        next step,
        kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice,
        wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased";
        do it ("as they say").
        do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).
        return last victim; package body;
        exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it,
        select (quickly) & warn your next victim;
        AFTERWORDS: tell nobody.
        wait, wait until time;
        wait until next year, next decade;
        sleep, sleep, die yourself,
        die at last

        No, I don't have a clue who wrote it originally.

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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        RickZeeland
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        Btw. how is your quest for the ultimate tablet going ?

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          It seems everybody is so impressed that they forget to react. Even Griff will be weeping after reading:

          Quote:

          kill the "sheep"

          :-\

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          Jorgen Andersson
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          Seems they are all completely stunned to see real poetry in the Lounge. It's either that or Perl.

          Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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            Btw. how is your quest for the ultimate tablet going ?

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            Crap. It seems the selection of tablets to choose from over here is really poor. And I don't really feel like importing one over the internet from overseas. So at the moment I'm looking at:

            • Lenovo P10, but it's not really having fancy hardware at all, so then I would have to buy a new one again in a couple of years. But it's at least fairly cheap.
            • Samsung S5e, if I can find out how to remove the crapware that Samsung always put on their machines.
            • Another iPad. But they're both expensive and incompatible with everything not made by Apple. But they really do last.

            Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              Crap. It seems the selection of tablets to choose from over here is really poor. And I don't really feel like importing one over the internet from overseas. So at the moment I'm looking at:

              • Lenovo P10, but it's not really having fancy hardware at all, so then I would have to buy a new one again in a couple of years. But it's at least fairly cheap.
              • Samsung S5e, if I can find out how to remove the crapware that Samsung always put on their machines.
              • Another iPad. But they're both expensive and incompatible with everything not made by Apple. But they really do last.

              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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              RickZeeland
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              We were thinking about a vacation in Sweden next year, maybe I can take a tablet with me :laugh:

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                Crap. It seems the selection of tablets to choose from over here is really poor. And I don't really feel like importing one over the internet from overseas. So at the moment I'm looking at:

                • Lenovo P10, but it's not really having fancy hardware at all, so then I would have to buy a new one again in a couple of years. But it's at least fairly cheap.
                • Samsung S5e, if I can find out how to remove the crapware that Samsung always put on their machines.
                • Another iPad. But they're both expensive and incompatible with everything not made by Apple. But they really do last.

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                Rage
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                Lenovo P10 :~ Samsung S5e, you would have to root it. I'd prefer living with the crapware... but that would be my choice from the list. iPad, nah.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  Lenovo P10 :~ Samsung S5e, you would have to root it. I'd prefer living with the crapware... but that would be my choice from the list. iPad, nah.

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Apparently one can disable packages using Adb shell debugging. I'll read up on it and report back if you're interested.

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    Apparently one can disable packages using Adb shell debugging. I'll read up on it and report back if you're interested.

                    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                    Rage
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                    SUre, but ain't that too much overhead for the achieved result ?

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      SUre, but ain't that too much overhead for the achieved result ?

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      I wouldn't know until I own one.

                      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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