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  • T The pompey

    Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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    musefan
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    I just got: "There is not a single important thing about this date" ...story of my life :^)

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    • D Daniel Pfeffer

      Not my birthday, but...

      Mar. 22: Florida Man Googles Self to Find Out Which Florida Man He Is

      Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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      CodeWraith
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      No. That's the birthday of Captain Kirk and, somehow, also of William Shatner. :-)

      I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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      • T The pompey

        Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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        GuyThiebaut
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        Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation - and that's how I got the window seat I was entitled to!

        “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

        ― Christopher Hitchens

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        • T The pompey

          Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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          F ES Sitecore
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          "Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog" Man, that was a hell of a birthday.

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          • T The pompey

            Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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            GenJerDan
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            Florida Man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell

            We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB

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            • T The pompey

              Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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              Lost User
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              Your birth date includes a year, so you are cheating. No Florida man news on the day of my birth.

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              • T The pompey

                Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                Sander Rossel
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                Cops Bust [Florida] Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover" Spoiler, that wasn't his real name :laugh:

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                • T The pompey

                  Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                  RJOberg
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                  July 1 - Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets. Still zero known uses for the things I guess, certainly not going to consume them. X| Eventually somebody's got to figure something out though.

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                  • G GenJerDan

                    Florida Man found grenade while fishing and then took the explosive to Taco Bell

                    We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube, VidMe and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc. and FB

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                    CodeWraith
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                    Don't you do that when you have some grenades left over? They pay good money for the main ingredient of their extra hot salsa sauce. :-)

                    I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                    • T The pompey

                      Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                      jackbrownii
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                      Florida man accused of forcing small alligator to drink beer.

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                      • T The pompey

                        Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                        Marc Clifton
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                        Quote:

                        Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes

                        I now know something I wish I never knew and hopefully will be able to forget.

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                        • T The pompey

                          Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                          Dan Neely
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                          ... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.

                          Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                          • T The pompey

                            Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                            Maximilien
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                            June 3rd... Man Arrested For Throwing Cheeseburger At Pregnant Woman :rolleyes:

                            I'd rather be phishing!

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                            • T The pompey

                              Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                              HobbyProggy
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                              Quote:

                              Florida man punches woman at Publix because she gave him the middle finger

                              Well, that's where my wife's blue eye and her headache comes from i guess...

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                              • C CodeWraith

                                Don't you do that when you have some grenades left over? They pay good money for the main ingredient of their extra hot salsa sauce. :-)

                                I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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                                Daniel Pfeffer
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                                Plastic explosive or saltpetre? :D

                                Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                • T The pompey

                                  Google Florida man followed by your birth date and see what you get. So “Florida man 28th October “ returns Florida man blows up target stores. But some are proper crazy being Florida an all.

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  Quote:

                                  Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony

                                  So what is it with Florida? Is it the next generation hillbillies? <edit>Even better, in other news:

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                                  Florida man on balcony shoots puppy named Princess

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                                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                                  • D Dan Neely

                                    ... inevitably falls for a social engineering trick to expose a piece of information needed to steal their identity.

                                    Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

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                                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                                    That's why I used James T. Kirk's birthday. :)

                                    Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                    • J Johnny J

                                      "Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot" I can't really relate... :doh:

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                                      dandy72
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                                      You sure about that? It was your birthday...does Chick-fil-A serve alcohol?

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                                      • F F ES Sitecore

                                        "Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog" Man, that was a hell of a birthday.

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                                        dandy72
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                                        Most dogs get confused enough already when you just give them a little birthday hat and a biscuit with a single candle on it.

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                                        • D Daniel Pfeffer

                                          Plastic explosive or saltpetre? :D

                                          Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows. -- 6079 Smith W.

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                                          CodeWraith
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                                          Cast iron balls, filled with gunpowder and a burning fuse are out of fashion for a long time now, so it must be some other explosive. Who cares, as long as we get our trinitro enchilada? :-)

                                          I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats. His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.

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