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To all those who failed to commit suicide on Xmas day

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Merry Christmas, Bill! How is the new job at Dignitas working out for you? :-D

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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    BillWoodruff
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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    How is the new job at Dignitas working out for you?

    I had to quit: the idea of two hot meals day was enticing, but I couldn't stand the taste of Soylent Green [^]

    «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      How is the new job at Dignitas working out for you?

      I had to quit: the idea of two hot meals day was enticing, but I couldn't stand the taste of Soylent Green [^]

      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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      OriginalGriff
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      Ah. You felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land?

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Ah. You felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land?

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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        'Yes, like this: [^]

        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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        • B BillWoodruff

          Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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          dandy72
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          That's...the darkest thing I've ever read coming from you, Bill. I did not expect this.

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          • B BillWoodruff

            Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

            «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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            Maximilien
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            That's bad taste.

            I'd rather be phishing!

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            • B BillWoodruff

              Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

              «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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              RickZeeland
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              That sounds a bit like the speech by John Cleese at Graham Chapmans funeral: Graham Chapman's Eulogy by John Cleese - YouTube[^] :doh:

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              • B BillWoodruff

                'Yes, like this: [^]

                «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                OriginalGriff
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                I grok that!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • R RickZeeland

                  That sounds a bit like the speech by John Cleese at Graham Chapmans funeral: Graham Chapman's Eulogy by John Cleese - YouTube[^] :doh:

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                  Jorgen Andersson
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                  Except that John Cleese is funny.

                  Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                  • B BillWoodruff

                    Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

                    «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                    Sick X|

                    It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Merry Christmas, Bill! How is the new job at Dignitas working out for you? :-D

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                      Sick X|

                      It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question

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                      • B BillWoodruff

                        'Yes, like this: [^]

                        «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        Ah now that is just disappointing, I got all excited that someone had finally made a film of that particular classic.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity - RAH I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP

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                          That's...the darkest thing I've ever read coming from you, Bill. I did not expect this.

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                          William Blake, The Four Zoas: Night the Eighth:

                          Quote:

                          “All futurity seems teeming with endless destruction never to be repelled; Desperate remorse swallows the present in a quenchless rage.”

                          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                          • R RickZeeland

                            That sounds a bit like the speech by John Cleese at Graham Chapmans funeral: Graham Chapman's Eulogy by John Cleese - YouTube[^] :doh:

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                            I love what they did to the urn that (aledgedly) contained his ashes at Robert Kleins interview in Aspen in '98: Short version[^] Longer version[^] Completely hilarious! :laugh:

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                            • B BillWoodruff

                              Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

                              «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                              Cp Coder
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                              For people who are truly depressed in this season, suicide may seem a viable option. I don't see anything humorous in that!

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                              • B BillWoodruff

                                'Yes, like this: [^]

                                «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                BillWoodruff wrote:

                                this: [^]

                                For those who don't speak Dutch, "Gevaarlijk Goed", in this context, means either "Perilously Pretentious" or something that ends with a p*. * No, I don't mean a six-pack

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • B BillWoodruff

                                  Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

                                  «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                  jeron1
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                                  BillWoodruff wrote:

                                  New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway

                                  Aww, you optimist you.

                                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                                  • B BillWoodruff

                                    William Blake, The Four Zoas: Night the Eighth:

                                    Quote:

                                    “All futurity seems teeming with endless destruction never to be repelled; Desperate remorse swallows the present in a quenchless rage.”

                                    «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    BillWoodruff wrote:

                                    William Blake, The Four Zoas: Night the Eighth:

                                    Quote:

                                    “All futurity seems teeming with endless destruction never to be repelled; Desperate remorse swallows the present in a quenchless rage.”

                                    To which John Flaxman replied:

                                    Quote:

                                    Anyway, Bill, 'ow ya been keepin'?

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • B BillWoodruff

                                      Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

                                      «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                      Du Perron wrote (part of some forgotten Dutch poem):

                                      Because suicide, Lord, is difficult, does not always want to succeed, Cleopatra and the adder were both strong, the poison of Mithradates made him vomit anxiously, a slave with a good sword completed the work. A suicide is assured until the choice of the weapon. Death is more friendly, perhaps, in the accidents who grieve the good citizen daily: the motorcyclist who broke into pieces, the driver by two locomotives crushed because he was just napping. The bricklayer who fell from the ladder, whose head struck the boulders into an omelet, and the worker pulled into a machine, who, before they had stopped one wheel, had been ejected again as a careless mince. The little girls who shot through the ice whose cry of death froze into a stream of stream and whose corpses no one dived to, the child from the slum that carelessly with boiling water, over and over again. Certainly, death is more friendly to the poor people, they die more easily, are more familiar with him. He gives them smiles, winks and tips, the fear of what is often seen diminishes. Death seems almost a goal for those who work themselves dead. Death is the companion of the long winter months, dutifully, like them, for the poor on the land. They calmly carry on, they scatter new seeds, and calm, like a wildflower by a child's hand, he plucks a toiler away from the plowed earth. The drunken vagabond, laughing while drooling, and drooling and laughing under a full train, the blind beggar, too old to die, who breaks his neck without pain on a heroic night, it is worth not looking at such a death. The really hard death descends into feather beds, and is long and heavy against a soft chest, and kiss a soft mouth to stop it, and squeezes a soft throat that becomes tight and glowing, and listens to the heart that continues to resist.

                                      I disagree with the more famous Albert Hammond; I would prefer a freeway crash over a long sick-bed.

                                      Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^] "If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Ah. You felt like a Stranger in a Strange Land?

                                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!

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                                        DRHuff
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                                        Maybe he just isn't a people person??? :~

                                        I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

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                                        • B BillWoodruff

                                          Don't let it get you down; after all, it's the thought that counts, and New Year's eve might be a better choice, anyway :omg:

                                          «One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali

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                                          DRHuff
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                                          I was feeling down on Christmas Day and I called the Depression Hot Line. I got a call centre in Pakistan! I told them I was suicidal... They got all excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck! :laugh:

                                          I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

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